Been a Few Years Since I Had a Cat In the House

I was going to make a salad. 🥗 🐱 pic.twitter.com/tJxTo631BE

— Karoun Demirjian (@karoun) October 16, 2020

But this looks familiar. And to recap last night in one sentence:

In case you weren’t watching NBC last night, the President of the United States said he didn’t know whether top Democrats are part of a secret Satanic pedophile cult and had “no position” on whether, as Vice President, Biden ordered the murder of Navy SEALs

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) October 16, 2020

That should be the story, but it just isn't.