"How Terribly Strange To Be Seventy"--Paul Simon

/2 I’m getting much closer to that age, and looking at them happily kibitzing over coffee and eggs, I saw my future and thought: this is going to suck because I don’t like other people

— PatsyBaloneyHat (@Popehat) July 1, 2022

I don't face this problem. Yes, I don't like other people. But all of my friends live in other states. Which is probably why they are still my friends.

And I don't even talk to my wife before breakfast.  Sometimes not before noon.  Why would I go out for bad eggs and worse coffee just to have people to grumble at?

Wait, now that I think about that.....