👻🎃💀

Also, people need to pay Santa Claus and while everyone should 100% use the word "Christmas" there will now be a toll going forward https://t.co/BGZ8FJQFto

— Joshua B. Hoe (@JoshuaBHoe) October 6, 2022

🚨 WARNING 🚨

Always check your kids’ Halloween candy before allowing them to dig in. We just found these TOP SECRET nuclear documents stashed inside a Snickers bar!

You can never be too careful. pic.twitter.com/HaWHXsIhCJ

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 14, 2022

Parents: make sure to check your kids Halloween candy for missing classified documents, secret service text messages, and White House call logs.

— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) October 14, 2022

Also, look out for badges!

Badges: pic.twitter.com/AuKQRxsu2a

— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) October 15, 2022

And conservative guys scared of cities!

Huh. pic.twitter.com/tfPy9AavVh

— Tyler Littwin (@ProfTBLittwin) October 25, 2022

Or invisible badges!

Funny cause it’s true. pic.twitter.com/BWUPLzExCt

— Rhonda Hart 🤟🏼 (@KimsMom3) October 28, 2022

More last minute costume options:

pic.twitter.com/IdvXMf5iXV

— LocalPoliticalHat (@Popehat) October 27, 2022

Or Radio Numbers Guy (truly frightening!)

Holy crap https://t.co/QmZCm7tR91

— Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal) October 26, 2022

#kanyeet /via @Elliott_Pacini pic.twitter.com/Dn4URJgihG

— Jack Graham (@jackgraham) October 28, 2022

Blackface not included:

"AZ #GOP candidate #MaryAnnMendoza appears to be wearing blackface in newly posted photos:

Mary Ann Mendoza—running for the AZ House of Representatives—apparently wore multiple costumes depicting blackface in the photographs."https://t.co/apM7qcnhbm pic.twitter.com/rhek1bo7Qq

— Rex Doctor (@RexDoctor) October 22, 2022

And movies! For kids!!

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit: Intended to be just a bit of stop-motion Halloween fun, many kids left the movie screaming after being exposed to British humor for the first time. https://t.co/RstmJMph1O

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 25, 2022