Profiles In Cottage Cheese

No surprise that the party of Trump believes you don’t have to pay your debts. https://t.co/4h6nsacI2f

— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 11, 2023

As many have pointed out, you still have to pay the credit card. (And the debt ceiling is not a credit card. For one thing, the interest rate is much lower.)

going to go out on a limb and say it's because Biden's lawyers have volunteered information and fully cooperated, whereas Trump and his lawyers spent more than a year lying and obfuscating and not complying https://t.co/WowErQzkBb

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 11, 2023

I told you Dan Crenshaw was an asshole. And one answer is: because Biden lives in the White House, which is a secure facility. Also:

This will make some heads explode: Biden Gets Assist On Fox: Karl Rove Busts Out White Board To Explain Trump's Classified Docs Issue Is Worse https://t.co/qR2o64JGfw

— Jane Mayer (@JaneMayerNYer) January 11, 2023

Take a lesson from Turd Blossom, Crenshaw. He’s still much better at this than you are.

"This is probably not the way to start off the week" -- Nancy Mace on MSNBC criticizes the House GOP push for legislation to further restrict abortion rights pic.twitter.com/gUYoZOj46z

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 11, 2023

Narrator: “And then she will vote for it.”

And in the latest:  "Lookee! Over there!  Gummint booreycrats!"

It took me a bit, but I think Ted Cruz is trying to call the First Lady a hypocrite because she used a gas stove in 2020 and now — more than two years later — a federal agency is warning that they’re dangerous?

Is that actually it? Is it really that goddamn dumb? pic.twitter.com/Le0DPk9aN4

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 10, 2023

Clearly the First Lady MUST be investigated!

Explaining the classified documents situation in a metaphor:

Biden was going 10 over the speed limit because he wasn't paying attention. Trump was going 100+ in a school zone, running from the cops, because he murdered a cop, because he was caught dealing meth.

— SilesDood (@SilesDood) January 10, 2023

See, Dan? You really DO suck at this! (The best part is about how much we get to talk about Trump's crimes.) It's okay, Dan. Gym Jordan isn't any better:

No, the planes were simply grounded back then. https://t.co/ozLil8qmdj

— Morten Øverbye (@morten) January 11, 2023

And finally:

The powerful GOP Oversight Committee chairman is pushing a a baseless narrative that Biden is ‘compromised’ https://t.co/vUeTc3I3w3

— Raw Story (@RawStory) January 11, 2023

"You know there's a pattern here with Communist China, with Ukraine, with Russia, with our adversaries across the world," he told Hannity. "And you look at the bad decisions that Joe Biden makes and this White House makes every day that has a detrimental effect on every American – you wonder, is this President compromised?"

James Comer, world-class election conspiracy theorist, thinks Donald Trump is still President.