The Biggest Bondsmen In The Country…

🚨 BREAKING - TRUMP CAN'T GET BOND

Mitchell Epner: "Trump is so distrusted by the bonding community (who usually deal with felons)" that he had to put up his own money in the E. Jean Carroll appeal. Maybe he can get George Santos's dad to co-sign. /1 https://t.co/EPqGApqZQD

— Opening Arguments (@openargs) June 23, 2023

...big, strong guys with tears in their eyes, begged Trump to let them post the supersedeas bond…

But Trump apparently couldn't find anyone IN THE BONDING COMMUNITY willing to take his money. "I've never seen an appellant with the $ that couldn't get a supersedeas bond," says Epner. So Trump moved pursuant to FRCP 67 to substitute his own money. /3 https://t.co/27eqejOeJh

— Opening Arguments (@openargs) June 23, 2023

...he could do it with his own money. 💸

So perhaps Roberta Kaplan -- Carroll's outstanding lawyer -- ought to send a thank-you note to Trump's blowhard Joe Tacopina thanking him for making it easier for her client to get paid in the end. /END pic.twitter.com/B1rSbS2LoI

— Opening Arguments (@openargs) June 23, 2023

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