Sunday, March 10, 2024

Boy Cries “Wolf!” For 100th Time

But now, Mike Lindell says he has recently uncovered new evidence that he intends to personally deliver to the Supreme Court. Evidence that is so compelling, he says that the world will never be the same: 
"This is big everybody! This is what we've been waiting for. It's a Petition for Writ of Certiorari ... Our case was dismissed on standing, they said the claims were speculative ... The lawyers were sanctioned, including Alan Dershowitz, which I had hired for this case. This isn't just some tinfoil hat case, this is huge ... This new evidence is the most explosive evidence ever! Just in the last two months we got this. The lawyers are excited, the whole world is gonna watch us. This coming Friday on the steps of the Supreme Court, 3:00 PM. We're gonna hand-deliver this to the world. It's going to be the biggest thing ever, and we are going to save this country!"
Did his lawyers explain to him that the Supreme Court doesn’t take evidence this way? Or take evidence at all (Alito notwithstanding)? That it only (should) review questions of law, not questions of fact?

Oh, who am I kidding? All the lawyers on this case got sanctioned. Does he even have lawyers anymore?

And yeah, we’ve heard this before. Funny how he always announces it, and it’s always a week in the future; and that future never comes.

But seriously; somebody put this man in receivership for his own protection. He clearly shouldn’t be allowed anything sharper than a rubber ball.

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