Distinctly Not Well

Trump: The election was rigged…

Welker: I don’t want to look back. You took your case to court about your allegations..

Trump: There’s no question. The election was rigged. The facts are in and it’s still being litigated.

Welker: You did take your case to court more than 60… pic.twitter.com/2I1vycdLgL

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 4, 2025

Trump: The election was rigged…

Welker: I don’t want to look back. You took your case to court about your allegations..

Trump: There’s no question. The election was rigged. The facts are in and it’s still being litigated.

Welker: You did take your case to court more than 60 times

Trump: I won a lot of court cases

Welker: Let’s talk about here and now

Trump: The election of 2020?

One question: who the fuck is still litigating the election of 2020?

Trump: What people don’t understand is.. the country eats the tariff, the company eats the tariff and it’s not passed along at all… China is eating the tariffs pic.twitter.com/oC30AQokR0

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 4, 2025

The country doesn’t understand that BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING TRUE!!!

Trump: Eggs.. you were the one who asked me. It was the first week. I didn’t even know what you were talking about. Egg prices were so high you couldn’t buy eggs. They didn’t have any eggs.. We had Easter at the WH and we had thousands of eggs and they were down 87%.

Welker:… pic.twitter.com/volZix9uRr

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 4, 2025

But Joe Biden was old, so, you know: better now.

For you to be in charge of the WHOLE country, you sure do have my name in your mouth a lot.

Every time you say my name, you’re reminding the world that you’re terrified of smart, bold Black women telling the truth and holding you accountable.

So keep talking… https://t.co/c9C9bWAPpA

— Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@RepJasmine) May 4, 2025

Gotta give the Congresswoman her say.

Trump: They talk about due process but do you get due process when you are here illegally? pic.twitter.com/G0jQGqWpdf

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 4, 2025

A) He doesn’t really rely on his lawyers.

B) He’s got really dumb lawyers.

These are not mutually exclusive propositions.

Welker: Do you agree that everyone who is here deserves due process? Citizens and noncitizens?

Trump: I don’t know. I’m not a lawyer.

Welker: The 5th amendment says as much.. Don’t you need to uphold the constitution?

Trump: I don’t know pic.twitter.com/1y8POREX9S

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 4, 2025

Man. Woman. TV. Camera. Something.

Welker: What did you say to Jeff Bezos?

Trump: He’s just a very nice guy. We have a relationship. I asked him about it and he said I don’t want to do that and he took it off immediately. pic.twitter.com/lE4xtTC4lo

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 4, 2025

Wait a minute. If China eats the tariff, then how does Amazon raise…never mind. The stupid makes my head hurt.