ICE Barbie Doesn’t Know What She’s Talking About

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?

NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country

HASSAN: That's incorrect pic.twitter.com/ozRVVfdSoP

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025

Blumenthal to Noem: "Let me go to some of the expenditures that your department is making. $200 million for an ad campaign fawning over President Trump's supposed accomplishments ... none of these expenditures are in your present budget ... you're just spending recklessly and it… pic.twitter.com/E8EPHvm1Wx

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025

🎶Fun, fun, fun ‘til her Daddy takes the T-bird away!🎶

GALLEGO: You recently requested a $50m allotment for a private Gulfstream jet. Meanwhile, Republicans are about to kick 13 million off Medicaid. How can you justify that?

NOEM: It's to replace an existing jet that's over 20 years old

G: Would you consistently be using it for… pic.twitter.com/oB6af0RoFF

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025

G: Would you consistently be using it for travel?

NOEM: I have no idea

G: We've seen the Instagram photos. Some really bad weapons handling.

Fuck people! ICE Barbie needs a new jet!

BLUMENTHAL: Do you agree or disagree that babies and pregnant women within CBP and ICE custody should receive are tailored for their needs? And in God's name would the policy be rescinded providing that care?

NOEM: I will look at that

BLUMENTHAL: You don't know about this… pic.twitter.com/Ltnv6Lylw1

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025

Well, at least she’s completely ignorant.

REPORTER: Can you guarantee that your voters who supported you, working class voters, will not lose health insurance under this bill?

TRUMP: Oh, they won't lose health insurance pic.twitter.com/tLWAwmw5tx

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025

And the check is in the mail. And China will pay for the tariffs.

REPORTER: You campaigned on lowering the price of groceries. How can you justify cutting food assistance in this bill?

TRUMP: The cut is gonna give everybody much more food pic.twitter.com/flSDGCled9

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025

Like when we stopped testing for Covid, the number of cases went down. Or when you lower taxes, tax revenues skyrocket. Or something.

MURPHY: Let me ask you about the dinner that's happening this Thursday. The president has offered access to him to the 200 top purchasers of his memecoin. Maybe about half or more of those individuals who will be meeting with him are foreigners. Do you have a list?

RUBIO: I… pic.twitter.com/bMYQokyaQI

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025

VAN HOLLEN: Like the McCarthy era witchhunts of the 1950s, your campaign of fear and repression is eating away at foundational values of our democracy ... I have to say directly and personally that I regret voting for you for secretary for state

RUBIO: Your regret for voting for… pic.twitter.com/g9sqMqkrsL

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025

RUBIO: Your regret for voting for me confirms I'm doing a good job

Little Marco thinks he has hair on his balls.

Rubio spreads misinformation about Van Hollen's trip to El Salvador and meeting with Abrego Garcia: "We deported gang members, including the one you had a margarita with. And that guy is a human trafficker. And that guy is a gang member." pic.twitter.com/O43gMNc9fp

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025

He doesn’t.

A heated exchange between Van Hollen and Rubio: "Writing an op ed to the Tufts newspaper is disrupting the foreign policy of the US? That's pathetic, Mr. Secretary." pic.twitter.com/0gzyny2Vm9

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025

Rosen to Rubio: "I'm not even mad anymore about your complicity in this administration's destruction of US global leadership. I'm simply disappointed. And I wonder if your proud of yourself in this moment when you go home to your family ... I don't recognize Secretary Rubio ... I… pic.twitter.com/GcUytuXdvD

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025

He’s just the same sad little man he’s always been.

And we close with Sen. Professor Warren doing her job:

WARREN: Can POTUS legally tell the IRS to change someone's nonprofit status?

BILLY LONG: I'm not able to answer

WARREN: You can't read these words and tell me what those words say?!

LONG: I can read the statute and I did

WARREN: Then tell me what they mean! pic.twitter.com/LKHkEeXsAE

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025

"You shouldn't be within a thousand miles of the directorship of the IRS" -- Elizabeth Warren grilled IRS commissioner nominee Billy Long so hard that he was left stammering and shaking by the end of her questioning pic.twitter.com/yXWlkClj8l

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 20, 2025