Who Will Rid Us Of This Meddlesome Toddler?*

*In accordance with the law and Constitution, of course.

Reporter: When you said Walmart should eat the cost of tariffs, is that an acknowledgment it is companies that bear the brunt of tariffs?

Trump: Sometimes the country will eat it. Sometimes, Walmart will eat it. pic.twitter.com/cxCmY4RbnI

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2025

It all depends on how Trump feels that day. Moment. (And there’s nothing he can do to make “the country “ eat it. But that’s not dementia or sheer idiocy because…Joe Biden didn’t tell us he had cancer. Until he did. Oh, and a bad debate performance. It only takes one. Although Trump has had several…)

Trump: Are we doing something about the regulatory in here?

“Yes, sir, you are. That issue I just described will be addressed in this E.O” pic.twitter.com/aQynFsupy4

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2025

But Biden used an autopen. At some point in 4 years.

Reporter: What are you hoping to achieve with a 50% tariff on the E.U.?

Trump: There is no tariff. What they will do is they will send their companies into the US

Reporter: Are you looking for a deal in 9 days?

Trump: I’m not looking for a deal. We’ve set the deal at 50% pic.twitter.com/CFIeN9qH9X

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2025

Jake Tapper will not consider that dementia until at least 2029. It’s important we time these things carefully.

In the meantime, let us ask where the fuck Congress is.

Trump on Apple tariffs: It would be more. It would also be Samsung and anybody that makes that product or it would not be fair. That will start at the end of June, it will come out. I think we have that appropriately done by the end of June. pic.twitter.com/mHTw8TBv5g

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2025

Or that. It’s a string of sentences; but taken together, or each separately, it’s complete gibberish. If my father had ever talked this way, I’d have sought (and gotten) a conservatorship in a very short order.

Where the fuck is Congress?

Trump: I’m sure now, the European Union wants to make a deal very badly.. pic.twitter.com/uMy0wn3K1M

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2025

Except there is no spoon deal. And now my head hurts.

Reporter: What makes you confident that Apple can build in the US at a price that—

Trump: Oh they can, a lot of it is so computerized. These plants are amazing pic.twitter.com/rtB1fkNIAv

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2025

Knows not, and knows not that he knows not. In perpetuity. Congress knows better than this. Or they have staff who can explain it to them. Committees which can hold hearings and get information about this.

Reporter: Is there anything the EU can do?

Trump: I don't know. We will see what happens. Right now, it is going on, on June 1 and that’s the way it is. They have not treated us properly. They have not treated our country properly. They have banded together to take advantage of… pic.twitter.com/W5cW3iNdP4

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 23, 2025

As paranoid as Pete Hegseth, and just as dumb.

Where the fuck is Congress?