Math Is Hard!

Rick Scott: "If you don't want to work, you're the one who decided you don't want health care. That's number one." pic.twitter.com/eO89aKU64i

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2025

Arbeit Macht Frei.

Approximately half the employers in America do not provide their workers with health insurance https://t.co/JgrqiT1aKC

— Michael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP’S FORMER FIXER) (@speechboy71) May 19, 2025

Or not.

REPORTER: You told us before "liberation day" that you had 15 countries that were on the brink of making a deal. It's been two months and you have one deal.

HASSETT: No. There have been a whole bunch of deals. So you don't think the deal  with China counts as a deal? We have an… pic.twitter.com/H3hmBArSrX

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2025

HASSETT: No. There have been a whole bunch of deals. So you don't think the deal with China counts as a deal? We have an agreement in principle with India

So, “two” is a “bunch.” And one more is a concept. But one was mostly about Rolls-Royce and Bentley automobiles. And the one with China is only good for 90 days. And nobody’s ordering because it could be 90 days before they take delivery, who knows what the tariffs will be then?

And two is still not 15. Or 150. Or 200. Or whatever the moving target is.

Math is hard.

Leaving this here. https://t.co/dlhoArAv9I pic.twitter.com/tDKTrR7fvQ

— Katherine Clark (@WhipKClark) May 19, 2025

See? Math is hard.

Perhaps he should read Moody’s analysis pic.twitter.com/me4meTmRT7

— Outdoorsman (@SalmonMaster75) May 19, 2025

Reading is hard.

BARTIROMO: There's still a lot of uncertainty on the part of corporate America. What do you want to say to companies who say, okay, we're in this 90 day pause, but this 90 day pause will end and we'll return to reciprocal tariffs?

HASSETT: What's going to happen is there's going… pic.twitter.com/I1lhGUy7SI

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 19, 2025

HASSETT: What's going to happen is there's going to be a lot of trade deals ... all of America knows that the golden age is coming.*

And Santa Claus is real!

*But it’s sure coming slow. Meanwhile, wish in one hand, and piss in the other! And see which one fills up faster! This advice brought to you by the Trump Administration II: Electric Boogaloo!