Trump Couldn’t Find His Ass With A Flashlight And Both Hands

My friend James is always one step ahead. He made sure that while he talks about not complying with subpoenas he surrounded himself with some members that did not comply with their congressional authorized subpoena. Absolutely Genius. https://t.co/NQkmZqGOBr

— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) January 13, 2026

Trump: We have a great America and we are going to enrich it and foreign nations, migrants, criminal fraudsters and corrupt politicians will not play a role anymore, they will be in jail pic.twitter.com/ASyVlXmi5O

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

Present company excepted, of course. 😉

Trump: We had a country where our leader was laughed at and our country was scorned… They laughed at us. Two years ago they laughed at us and thought we were fools and stupid people. Now we are seeing they are not the smart ones, we are pic.twitter.com/TeXNF1LeRU

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

He has a mouse in his pocket.

President Trump: Our country wasn't built by people who try to lie and cheat and scam their way to success… pic.twitter.com/BaiOHK0fhD

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

"There’s a sucker born every minute.”—P.T. Barnum

Trump: If we get rid of fraud and do our job properly on the trillions that are being extorted out of our country from corrupt and incompetent governors like Gavin Newsom, J.B. Pritzker and Tim Walz, we will very soon have a balanced budget pic.twitter.com/17ezNs45Oc

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

I thought the immigrants were taking all our money?

Trump: As we liberate our country from this cultural scourge and the plague of corruption and fraud, we will rediscover the natural energy and native spirit that truly makes America great again pic.twitter.com/ePCJabtEjg

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

MAKE AMERICA WHITE (AND MALE) AGAIN!

Trump: One of the reasons they are doing these fake riots—so fake. Shame. Shame. All practiced. They take hotel rooms and practice together pic.twitter.com/gSwDoHHOLM

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

I’m sure he believes this (which is frightening). Does anybody else (aside from bots and foreign accounts on Xitter)?

Trump: They get welfare payments and they have Mercedes-Benzes. pic.twitter.com/Tz0cWJ0WZ6

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

Under Reagan it was welfare Cadillacs.

Trump: If they like any form of propelsion—propel. Any way you want to propel your car is ok except for a few them pic.twitter.com/xFlBIv9LxL

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

Trump: Drug prices will be coming down thousands of percent. pic.twitter.com/Zs3oMO9dwL

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

Trump: We’re slashing prescription drug prices 300, 400, 500, and even 600 percent and more. pic.twitter.com/vPYPfr7EUA

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

Trump: I will be laying out more plans to bring back affordability. That’s a fake word the Democrats made up. pic.twitter.com/X12BdlpAyX

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

???? (To all of it)

Trump: To provide relief to hard-working Americans, we’ll be confronting one of the biggest factors in driving up prices, the monstrosity known as the unaffordable care act. You know what that is, right? It is Obamacare. pic.twitter.com/lDfqg4eC87

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

Victory In November!

Trump: We intend to imprison any fraudster, politician, or public official involved in these sick plots to loot and pillage our country. pic.twitter.com/Vyo0hcma8D

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 13, 2026

Start at the top and work your way down.