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Two days before Hungary’s election, Trump pledges to buy votes for Viktor Orban with US taxpayer dollars. pic.twitter.com/8t9nQkvK0f

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 10, 2026

And Trump has NEVER gone back on his word! I mean, look what he promised his own voters…and what he gave them.

Update on the peace negotiations. pic.twitter.com/D4wJZwdIk2

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 10, 2026

Trump’s latest comments on Iran make clear he’s still trying to bullshit his way through it pic.twitter.com/itZQfQ3hDH

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 10, 2026

Reporter: You’re not going to let Iran toll the strait are you?

Trump: No. If they’re doing that—nobody knows if they’re doing that pic.twitter.com/psxHyNT0bD

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 10, 2026

One would expect the POTUS to be a bit more certain of his information.

Trump: The strait will open up automatically. Otherwise they make no money. We will open the strait anyway. Don't forget, we don't use the strait. Other countries use the strait. pic.twitter.com/knrQJhDPGk

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 10, 2026

It's like a selector switch someone is constantly turning: “Open the fucking strait!” “We don’t need the strait.” “Europe can open the strait. Fuckers.” “The strait will open automatically.” “Iran better open the strait or we’ll bomb the shit out of them!” Sorry; that last one is no longer operative. It’s soon to be replaced by: “FUCK THE STRAIT! YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!”

Trump, when asked if the US has a back-up plan in case talks fail, and Iran keeps Hormuz closed:

“You don’t need a back up plan” pic.twitter.com/y8LFLVsaaP

— OSINTtechnical (@Osinttechnical) April 10, 2026

See? Although it may be somebody needs a plan:

Iran has been unable to open Hormuz to more shipping traffic, partially because it cannot locate all of the naval mines it laid in the strait -NYT pic.twitter.com/s49Fm5It0u

— OSINTtechnical (@Osinttechnical) April 11, 2026

"Automatically.” Do you think he has no idea how any of this works?

Trump: We’re going to open up the gulf—with or without them—or the strait as they call it. It’s going to go pretty quickly and if it doesn’t, we’ll be able to finish it off. One way or the other, it’s going well. pic.twitter.com/oJHVG7R2hj

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 10, 2026

They’ve decided on the shape of the table? Or just on the size of the Triumphal Arch?

That’s an abomination. pic.twitter.com/qpZVagBuAF

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 10, 2026

I’m upset because this is how he wastes his time. This thing’ll never be more than this rendering. But it’ll always be ugly.