Tuesday, April 07, 2026

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Trump: Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
I was on a road trip for two days, or I’d have bet money on this outcome and bought myself something nice.  MSNOW (on Sirius) was wall to wall wailing about what Trump would do come 8 p.m. Nobody seriously predicted he would TACO. Yes, he pledged genocide. Yes, he’s a psychopath with no business being anywhere except a care facility; but when I heard he was outraged that Iran was getting people to ring power plants as “human shields” (“They can’t do that! That’s illegal!”), I knew the game was up.

Now all that’s left is for Iran to call his proposal bullshit….

Ooops! I was right! Trump didn’t write this.
Diplomatic efforts for peaceful settlement of the ongoing war in the Middle East are progressing steadily, strongly and powerfully with the potential to lead to substantive results in near future. To allow diplomacy to run its course, I earnestly request President Trump to extend the deadline for two weeks. Pakistan, in all sincerity, requests the Iranian brothers to open Strait of Hormuz for a corresponding period of two weeks as a goodwill gesture. We also urge all warring parties to observe a ceasefire everywhere for two weeks to allow diplomacy to achieve conclusive termination of war, in the interest of long-term peace and stability in the region.

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@araghchi Last edited 2:17 PM · Apr 7, 2026 · 8.2M Views
But I was wrong that Iran hadn’t agreed to this.
Iran’s Supreme National Security Council claims that the U.S. agreed to a 10-point plan, including but not limited to the cessation of all sanctions since the Bush era and the Iranian control of the Strait of Hormuz. Given credible reporting that such points will be discussed during negotiations following the ceasefire, it’s yet unlikely that the U.S. agreed to these conditions preemptively.
Maybe Friday they can at least start discussing whether the table should be round, or square? Or a rectangle?  Maybe a really big retro boomerang table…. "Put money in your purse….” Iago to Roderigo, “Othello”
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