🎶Glory, glory, hallelujah!/Teacher hit me with a ruler!🎶

Meanwhile, at Arlington National Cemetery today:

Trump "blinked" for a long time during Pete Hegseth's Memorial Day speech pic.twitter.com/VTLN7iUQqj

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 25, 2026

He blinks slowly when he’s really deep in thought.

pic.twitter.com/snroRPfamF

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 25, 2026

Or just when it isn’t about him.

Trump tries to read "hallowed" but it comes out as "howl" pic.twitter.com/uG3sBIUMwD

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 25, 2026

He doesn’t know what either word means, so….

Trump: "In two wars recently we've lost a total of 13 service members, in Venezuela -- which was a complete and total victory, where we're working very closely with the Venezuelan government right now. We took that over in one day. Lost no one. In Operation Epic Fury we lost 13… pic.twitter.com/enEswzNU4Q

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 25, 2026

Trump: "In two wars recently we've lost a total of 13 service members, in Venezuela -- which was a complete and total victory, where we're working very closely with the Venezuelan government right now. We took that over in one day. Lost no one. In Operation Epic Fury we lost 13 wonderful souls."

And the reason to mention Venezuela is…?

Oh, I’m sorry, silly question. He’s talking about himself, the only subject he’s interested in.