Fixed for you:
— Orla Joelsen (@OJoelsen) May 22, 2026
“—President Trump is the ONLY president in recent memory to openly threaten acquiring Greenland — including refusing to rule out the use of military force against a NATO ally.”
A message from Greenland to you, Jeff:
Focus on your job as Governor of Louisiana… https://t.co/MllCTeoICn
Fixed for you:Despite how avidly we lie to ourselves, the world sees who we really are.
“—President Trump is the ONLY president in recent memory to openly threaten acquiring Greenland — including refusing to rule out the use of military force against a NATO ally.”
A message from Greenland to you, Jeff: Focus on your job as Governor of Louisiana instead of acting as Trump’s spokesperson.
Louisiana consistently ranks as one of the worst-performing states in America — plagued by poverty, poor education, failing healthcare, and low quality of life. Maybe you should focus on fixing your own state instead of lecturing Greenlanders about their future.
Why the hell are Greenlanders so worried?We’re not part of your empire dream. Stay away. pic.twitter.com/HmA6xdBEwP
— Orla Joelsen (@OJoelsen) May 22, 2026
An investigation by The New York Times, based on interviews with officials in Washington, Copenhagen and Greenland, has discovered:
— Orla Joelsen (@OJoelsen) May 18, 2026
The United States is trying to modify a longstanding military arrangement to ensure American troops can stay in Greenland indefinitely, even if…
An investigation by The New York Times, based on interviews with officials in Washington, Copenhagen and Greenland, has discovered: The United States is trying to modify a longstanding military arrangement to ensure American troops can stay in Greenland indefinitely, even if Greenland becomes independent. The notion is basically a forever clause, and Greenlanders do not like it. The United States has pushed the talks beyond military matters and wants effective veto power over any major investment deals in Greenland to box out competitors like Russia and China. Greenlanders and Danes strongly object to this.Well, that and a bit more:
An investigation by The New York Times, based on interviews with officials in Washington, Copenhagen and Greenland, has discovered:Meanwhile, I
The United States is trying to modify a longstanding military arrangement to ensure American troops can stay in Greenland indefinitely, even if Greenland becomes independent. The notion is basically a forever clause, and Greenlanders do not like it.
The United States has pushed the talks beyond military matters and wants effective veto power over any major investment deals in Greenland to box out competitors like Russia and China. Greenlanders and Danes strongly object to this.
The United States is discussing cooperation with Greenland on natural resources. The island is loaded with oil, uranium, rare earths and other critical minerals, though much of it is buried deep beneath Greenland’s ice.
The Pentagon is rapidly moving ahead on plans for a military expansion and recently sent a Marine Corps officer to Narsarsuaq, a town in southern Greenland, to inspect the World War II-era airport, the harbor and places where American troops could be housed.
The American demands are so steep, Greenlandic officials fear, that they amount to a major imposition on their sovereignty. Despite all of the talk from Danish and American officials that Greenland’s future is up to the island’s 57,000 people, Greenlandic officials said the American demands would tie their hands for generations.
If the Americans get everything they want, said Justus Hansen, a member of Greenland’s Parliament, there will never be any “real independence.”
“We might as well raise our own flag halfway,” he said.
Congress just delivered a rare political body slam to Donald Trump.
— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) May 22, 2026
Republicans abruptly pulled back from voting on a major Trump-backed bill after Democrats prepared amendments targeting Trump’s $1.8 billion slush fund for crooks and cop beaters.
The collapse sparked open talk… pic.twitter.com/kt1GXdQ7Fi
Congress just delivered a rare political body slam to Donald Trump.This won’t help:
Republicans abruptly pulled back from voting on a major Trump-backed bill after Democrats prepared amendments targeting Trump’s $1.8 billion slush fund for crooks and cop beaters.
The collapse sparked open talk on Capitol Hill that Mike Johnson’s speakership may already be entering lame-duck territory.
Lawmakers described chaos and infighting amid the GOP.
I guess the drones bounce off that, too?Wut pic.twitter.com/Lxq6oOfBSR
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 22, 2026
Yeah, that’s not gonna happen, either. Not before November; and not after.Trump: "All voters must provide proof of citizenship. And there will be no more mail in ballot scams." pic.twitter.com/fFJm1ddPGq
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 22, 2026
When you come up with it?Trump: "We will pass what we call the great healthcare plan. The great healthcare plan. pic.twitter.com/UMx0tJupM1
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 22, 2026
Sun’s going down.Trump: "Our warriors are ensuring that the world's number one sponsor of tariff -- Iran" pic.twitter.com/B6HdmrmSCR
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 22, 2026
Wait for it.Trump: "He's a dumb person! D-U-M. Not the B. Most people don't know it has a B." pic.twitter.com/0Rc1axQfOj
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 22, 2026
Or needed to; as he goes on to illustrate:Trump: "I am the smartest guy you're ever gonna meet. In fact I took the cogni-titive test. I'm the only one." pic.twitter.com/pH0I8LHvnV
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 22, 2026
Trump: "We love electric cars. I have to say that because of Elon." pic.twitter.com/hvFWnqzyNo
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 22, 2026
Says the guy who thinks no one knows how to spell "Dumb."Trump: "They came out with the word 'affordability.' They are the greatest bullshit artists. Remember the eggs?" pic.twitter.com/FD6NhnJcbx
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 22, 2026
Grandpa needs his meds.Trump: "I hate having lunch with somebody that's really, really successful. Because he or she is bragging about how great they are stops me from talking about the fact I became president." pic.twitter.com/V6b9vGWChu
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 22, 2026
He's never going to understand that's not an accomplishment, is he?Trump says he has taken three cognitive tests, including two in his second term pic.twitter.com/fR15XVIv8X
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 22, 2026
And he still doesn’t understand how the Fed sets interest rates, either. The funny part is: he still can’t fire the Fed Chair.Trump vows to get interest rates down "very quickly" pic.twitter.com/uP1kMLsQY0
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 22, 2026
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