I’m calling it. Republicans lost the great Cheesecake Factory battle of 2026
— Acyn (@Acyn) October 29, 2026
OBAMA: The President is spending time super gluing gold medallions to the mantle in the Oval Office. He is literally doing arts and crafts while we are fighting a war. https://t.co/6N3pcdkXYk
— Acyn (@Acyn) October 29, 2026
OBAMA: I heard Trump when I joked over the weekend that he's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. I am the father of two daughters. Do you think I could have survived their childhood without going to the Cheesecake Factory. That was my jam for a decade.
— Acyn (@Acyn) October 29, 2026
OBAMA: I heard Trump when I joked over the weekend that he's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. I am the father of two daughters. Do you think I could have survived their childhood without going to the Cheesecake Factory. That was my jam for a decade.
OBAMA: The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy—they told him he should. Hold a press conference in front of The Cheesecake Factory. He happens to be a former hedge fund manager worth half a billion dollars, and he was out there in front of the Cheesecake Factory explaining how he ordered the delicious French dipped cheeseburger.
— Acyn (@Acyn) October 29, 2026
OBAMA: The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy—they told him he should. Hold a press conference in front of The Cheesecake Factory. He happens to be a former hedge fund manager worth half a billion dollars, and he was out there in front of the Cheesecake Factory explaining how he ordered the delicious French dipped cheeseburger.(Which I still think is an abomination before the Lord. God respects the cheeseburger 🍔 more than that.)
OBAMA: I inherited this major financial crisis. I never called my Treasury Secretary and said, “You've got to go to Arby's. Order roast beef. No cheese though that may look elitist.” They don't have solutions to actual problems, so they'd rather have the media and you talking about the Cheesecake Factory.
— Acyn (@Acyn) October 29, 2026
OBAMA: I inherited this major financial crisis. I never called my Treasury Secretary and said, “You've got to go to Arby's. Order roast beef. No cheese though that may look elitist.”Meanwhile...
They don't have solutions to actual problems, so they'd rather have the media and you talking about the Cheesecake Factory.
Trump sounding very confused: They put a man named Dan Sullivan on the ballot in order to continue the public with highly—think of it—they wanted to continue the public dialogue. https://t.co/a8IWoDQph1
— Acyn (@Acyn) October 29, 2026
Trump sounding out of it: We named a lovely lake named like Lake Ontario https://t.co/NiIj0bZZ9z
— Acyn (@Acyn) October 29, 2026
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