Toilets, man https://t.co/q4EDg1Oys2— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) December 6, 2019
Here's Trump saying that he's heard from many people complaining about "flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times." pic.twitter.com/75HXYcH4xq— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 6, 2019
"They come up to me with tears in their eyes. Big, strong, muscular men, big guys, huge guys, crying and they say, crying: "Sir! Sir, I have to flush the toilet 10, 12, 15 times, sir! The TOILET, sir! And the light bulbs, sir! They make me look orange! Orange! Sir."
TRUMP: "They got rid of the lightbulb that people got used to. The new bulb is many times more expensive. And I hate to say it -- it doesn't make you look as good. Being a vain person that's very important to me. It gives you an orange look. I don't want an orange look." pic.twitter.com/geujwcUa8v— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 6, 2019
I'm pretty sure "they" there is the same market that got rid of coal. I replaced all the bulbs in my house, as they went out, first with CFL's (when that was a thing), then LED's. I haven't replaced a bulb in so long I've almost forgotten how. What I DON'T want to go back to is "cheap" bulbs I have to replace two or three times a year.
YOU'LL HAVE MY LED BULBS WHEN YOU PRY 'EM FROM MY COLD, DEAD FINGERS!
Oh, he wasn't through:
TRUMP: "If I didn't get elected, you wouldn't have a steel industry ... every steel mill was closing." pic.twitter.com/UrgmbrNjNp— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 6, 2019
I’ll just leave this here: https://t.co/RmVpEjxV6L— MaTT FLaMMaBLe (@MaTTFLaMMaBLe) December 6, 2019
TRUMP on TUESDAY: "I don't watch the stock market."— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 6, 2019
TRUMP JUST NOW: "The stock market today, as you know, it's up 325." pic.twitter.com/dlD8mLRt99
Or back to where it was 5 days ago.
Is he tapping into some vestigial memory of a conversation with his AG, Whitacker over his manly toilets? Or maybe it's a result of one of his cold hamberder feasts.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe God's answering the prayers of Colbert Meyers, etc. It must be really easy to write their shows these days.
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