Fightin' WAY above your weight class

Yessir, so true! So rewarding playing assholes on tv. Tell me sir, how is it actually being one? https://t.co/8Yk4lXvyAI

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 14, 2020

I generally consider Twitter pie fights kind of stupid, but they can be entertaining.

And while we’re at it fuckboi, what is this shit about playing your crowd with dog whistles like “Hollywood“, making them think culture is the thing that’s keeping them down? When it’s really you and your greed.

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 14, 2020

Ya know what, you’re right. A guy who wins a totally gerrymandered district with daddy’s money deserves our deepest admiration. You’re right..I only PLAY scumbags and grifters. You’re the real deal! @mattgaetz

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 14, 2020

Try again? Dude, you brought a Holocaust denier to the State Of The Union. Doesn’t get sicker than that. Buzz off punk, it’s past your bedtime. https://t.co/mFRiR9I2jw

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 15, 2020

And then apparently Sen. Ted Cruz wasn't busy enough representing the State of Texas, and wanted some of this Twitter pie fight action:

Wait, is this THEE Ted Cruz? Holy shit man! Is this the same guy let little Donnie call his wife A dog and his father an assassin and now kisses his ass? Yo, can I get your autograph man? https://t.co/6QDwCaEkpv

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 15, 2020

I tell you what teddy boy, since mentioning jim jordan and wrestling is... problematic, why don’t we say fuck him and just make it you & me. I’ll give 50k to Black Lives Matter and you can keep all the tax payer money you were thinking of spending. https://t.co/6QDwCaEkpv

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 15, 2020

Teddy, Teddy, what kind of a muthafucka offers to have another guy, probably asleep at the time, kick another guy’s ass? https://t.co/v7EFmP1Mqe

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) June 15, 2020

I've liked Ron Perlman since he was the "Beast" on "Beauty and the Beast" (the TV show with Linda Hamilton, if memory serves), and he didn't need THAT much makeup.  I'd watch him read the phone book, frankly, he's that entertaining.  This Twitter pie fight is completely inconsequential, but it amazes me how many GOP politicians think it's "manly" to engage in them.  Especially when all they bring is melted Hershey bars to the pie fight.