Truth is Stranger than Fiction

Harvard, eh? Her parents must be Felicity Huffman and Lori Laughlin.

— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) June 10, 2020

Sadder, too; because it's true.

Harvard has been trolling us for centuries.

— Hugh Manscome (@AlmostExMerc) June 10, 2020

Let’s not forget The River of Blood: https://t.co/GHltvUQjUA

— Carl Socolow (@CSanSoc) June 10, 2020

You literally can't make this stuff up.  This, on the other hand, is simply hard to believe:

“Tens of thousands of rifle and pistol rounds were stored in the D.C. Armory and partitioned in pallets, labeled by their state of origin, to be used on American citizens in case of emergency.”

This is the furthest thing from recruiting commercials ever.https://t.co/c4P0IEZo3s

— Kristofer Goldsmith (@KrisGoldsmith85) June 10, 2020

Oh, no; it isn't.

This. Cannot. Be. Real. https://t.co/7seq4UmHQO

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 10, 2020

Why can't it be real, you ask? ('sokay, I did.)

So Trump is holding his next rally on Juneteenth ... in Tulsa, the site of the 1921 race massacre ... https://t.co/YrkGDXEx8F

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) June 10, 2020

Trump's first rally in months in Oklahoma is being held on Juneteenth, a day that celebrates the end of slavery in the U.S.

— Nancy Cook (@nancook) June 10, 2020

More historically accurately, it's the date when the Emancipation Proclamation was first read out in Texas.  Of course, Oklahoma wasn't a state at that time, so maybe that's the "bye."

Anyway....

Gazing into the crystal ball:

The US can expect that another 100,000 people will die from #coronavirus by September, Dr. Ashish Jha, director of the Harvard Global Health Institute#COVID19

— Michael Holmes (@holmescnn) June 10, 2020

Yeah, don't sleep on that one.  But I'm sure the economy will be fine, right, Dan Patrick?