Completely and totally distracted by how perfect her lipstick is, matte but not dry, bold but harmonious color, beautifully applied.— Leslee *IStandWithBubbaWallace* (@Echo2Zs) July 8, 2020
Especially with that comment (I hope the video works I didn't want to double post it). That quality of makeup? It's a Southern thang.
Been around it all my life. I don't even notice anymore.
And as a public service: yes, the above is satire. The tweet below is not:
Pence on schools reopening: "The best expert I know on this topic is my wife, Karen."— Eliza Relman (@eliza_relman) July 8, 2020
I understand full well how hard it can be to tell the difference.
That is hilarious. The best laugh I've had all week and I saw myself nude in the mirror the other day.
ReplyDeleteThat's the difference between Southerners and New Englanders, maybe. The only place a true New Englander ever comments on the quality of the makeup is at an open casket wake.