“It Is The Policy Of The United States...”

On the first bullet point, I'm not really exaggerating: Trump's EO will state that "it is the policy of the United States" that people with preexisting conditions will be protected, but there is no mechanism I can identify to make sure that happens

— Dylan Scott (@dylanlscott) September 24, 2020

“...that all subsequent Executive Orders shall have the force of law and shall be called ‘Royal Proclamations.’ And everyone must wear underwear. And they must wear it on top of their clothes, so we can check.”