The Questing Beast

I just spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how Kamala Harris is more liberal than Bernie Sanders. I may dedicate my life to this quest.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) October 23, 2020

Again, not his fault he separated kids from parents and now can’t reunite them. Biden is reminding us of summer 2019. 

Coyotes!

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) October 23, 2020

Covid closed the border.

MEXICO! MURDERERS! RAPISTS!! DUMB MEXICANS! (And kids who lost their parents in Trump’s program? “Good,” says Trump. Will Politico explain Trump was joking?) Also: glad I stopped drinking.

Trump, mocking Biden for bringing up the pandemic's impact on Americans sitting around the kitchen table, calls himself "not a typical politician."

— Will Steakin (@wsteaks) October 23, 2020

For more info on the hundreds of children who have not been reunited with their parents, here's @itscaitlinhd: https://t.co/Nc3zJKUYud

— Katie Benner (@ktbenner) October 23, 2020

"Sir" adjacent story! God, my virtual liver!!

Biggest blunder of the night by @realDonaldTrump trying to mock Biden for talking about, and to American families. Trump couldn’t have sounded more out of touch with people if he tried.

— Joel Benenson (@benensonj) October 23, 2020

The thing that is happening here is Biden gives these clean, uncomplicated answers while Trump rambles through the deep lore of the Fox News Cinematic Universe

— b-boy boooo-eebaisse (@jbouie) October 23, 2020

"Here we go again with Russia!”?  Didn’t he just praise Ratcliffe for blaming Russia for emails in Florida? “This guy is a dog whistle as big as a foghorn.” And Trump wants to argue about being called “Abraham Lincoln “? Maybe that’s a winning move on the playground...

“Abraham Lincoln over here” one of the funniest Biden comments

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) October 23, 2020

"I am the least racist person in this room," the president says to the room, including to the Black moderator

— Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5) October 23, 2020

And Trump saying Biden got nothing done is pure projection. Also insulting Joe about what he understands.

Question: Do you understand why black parent's give their children 'the talk?'

Trump: Nobody's done more for black Americans than Donald Trump.

— Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) October 23, 2020

Projection, projection, projection:

Three words: Central Park Five

— Mollie Katzen (@MollieKatzen) October 23, 2020

It’s very effective when Biden laughs as Trump speaks.

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) October 23, 2020

WINDMILLS!!!!!

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) October 23, 2020

PLEASE! STOP DRINKING!

“I know more about wind than you. Fumes coming up. Kills the birds. I’m mad as a fcking hatter.”

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) October 23, 2020

AOC Plus 3! Hoppin’ thru hoops. Biden opposed to windows. Little tiny small windows. Good God.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) October 23, 2020

Who cares about health? People are making money!

Toxic. Deadly. Kills birds. @realDonaldTrump will save us! https://t.co/Go205pmn9N

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) October 23, 2020

But refineries don’t need regulations because people living near them are making money!

Shout out to Kristen Welker!