Monday, February 10, 2025

L’etat, C’est Moi

I don’t really think this is all just because Trump is obsessed with Gaza. And a slight detour to remind everyone Trump terrified Hamas into the hostage releases (not months of delicate negotiations between Biden, Israel, and Hamas): Hamas doesn’t appear to be worried.
Back to Gaza proper: Trump seems to think being POTUS makes him Real Estate Developer-in-Chief. He told Baier:
"We'll build beautiful communities for the 1.9 million people," Trump said. "We'll build beautiful communities, safe communities. Could be five, six, could be two, but we'll build safe communities a little bit away from where they are, where all of this danger is. In the meantime, I would own this. Think of it as a real estate development for the future. It would be a beautiful piece of land, no big money spent."
Communities for 1.9 million people? Sure, how hard can it be, how long can it take? Those 2 million will just get out of the way, right? Or Jordan or Egypt have a guest room, right? Because the Palestinians are not going back to Gaza, are they?
"No, they wouldn’t," Trump said. "Because they’re going to have much better housing, much better – in other words, I’m talking about building a permanent place for them because if they have to return now it would be years before you could ever – it's not habitable. It'll be years before it can happen. I'm talking about starting to build, and I think I could make a deal with Jordan. I think I could make a deal with Egypt. We give them billions and billions of dollars a year."
Yup, they ain’t comin’ back, in Trump’s version. But please don’t call it “ethnic cleansing.” It’s just forcibly removing them to another place which will be better for them…someday. Probably. Definitely not something that’s ever happened in the history of America. Definitely not. Don’t say it is. 

And Trump is going to do this himself, and Egypt and Jordan will agree to take refugees (“Don’t use that word!”), because “we” “give them billions and billions of dollars a year.” “We” did that, so they owe Trump.

In other words the United States and Egypt and Jordan will do this for Trump because….

I’m also sure this is all entirely independent of Netanyahu. Because I’m as stupid as an American journalist. 🤪

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