Smooth Moves

Reporter: Do you identify more with Jean Valjean or Javert?

Trump: That’s tough. I don’t know pic.twitter.com/YtaRCLVtL6

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 11, 2025

20 bucks says he doesn’t know who they are.

Otherwise he’d surely say “Valjean.”

Someone explain the plot to him. pic.twitter.com/IZps0wHTPd

— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) June 12, 2025

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The Borowitz Report:

I swear I am not making this up. Tonight Trump will go to the Kennedy Center to see “Les Miserables,” a play about a mass uprising against a tyrannical king. I hereby retire from satire.

Or is it about a guy named “Les”?

Prompting the great philosophical debate: is murder chaotic to a society, or nah? And are demon barbers an important part of the analysis?🧐 

FOX: The protests have spread now to 16 cities across the U.S

Trump: I don't think so.

FOX: I got that from the Fox News brain room. pic.twitter.com/wvR14gnw1t

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 11, 2025

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This is a real thing being posted and circulated by the Department of Homeland Security, referring to undocumented immigrants as “foreign invaders” and urging good Americans to turn them in.

Pope Leo’s first US episcopal appointment, San Diego’s Bishop-designate Pham, a Vietnamese refugee, invites priests and faith leaders to “stand in solidarity”with migrants at courthouse on June 20, as they make court appearances.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.