I’m A Believer

This is *exactly* as I imagined, and provides the most straightforward explanation for anyone still trying to grasp at complicated theories on how the "SpaceX genius" could possibly be so bad at this. https://t.co/gRAgBgCPo7 pic.twitter.com/b2PGwhQmH7

— Rob Sheridan (Parody) (@rob_sheridan) November 23, 2022

I would have been very skeptical of this before Elmo bought Twitter. Of course I didn’t realize how toxic Trump was before he won the White House. So now, I’m a believer.

It’s almost surprising how much more and more Elmo reminds me of Trump. And just as the Presidency wrecked Trump’s narrative of his superpowers, Elmo’s reputation is going to be wrecked by Twitter.

Just too bad he’s going to wreck Twitter to do it.

i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for https://t.co/iXbfr5d1Jg on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”

— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) November 18, 2022

I’m also convinced now this is a true story. Or might as well be. 

for context "ramzpaul" is a fairly high profile white nationalist. that's Musk's milieu now.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) November 24, 2022

I’m also sure we don’t need to qualify this with “now.” Maybe it’s apparent now; but that’s all.

"The woke mind virus has thoroughly penetrated entertainment and is pushing civilization towards suicide...

There needs to be a counter-narrative" pic.twitter.com/0Ek0Eb52cx

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) November 25, 2022

Again: what is the opposite of “woke” if not “racism needs to be returned to its rightful place as the center of the status quo”?