Looney As A Clockwork Orange

Trump: And I spoke to vladimor. A couple days ago, he called— he was talking to the president of Ukraine, and he said Vladimir pic.twitter.com/4Jl8y3pL0g

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 15, 2023

No idea.

Trump: Charging a former president of the United States under the espionage act of 1917. This is meant for developing a nuclear weapon in your basement pic.twitter.com/Tyc0VEjFwF

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 15, 2023

Donald J. Trump, Leegill Skollar. And who knew we had nuclear weapons you could make in your basement in 1917.

Trump: Bill Clinton took it out of his socks. I didn’t take them out of my socks! I had boxes piled up in front of the white house. Everyone was taking pictures of them because I was not hiding anything. pic.twitter.com/PLbcVSpQ7M

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 16, 2023

I really wish Trump would eliminate the middleman and represent himself.

Trump: Whatever documents a president decides to take with him, he has the absolute and unquestioned right to do so. This was a law that was passed and signed. pic.twitter.com/MJ5VX166VG

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 16, 2023

Really. He needs to shed his lawyers and make this argument to the court directly. Oh, and explain he wasn’t directing Nauta to hide the boxes.

Trump: Asking nicely is about all they can do. You did not hear this stuff. You heard about espionage and insurrection. These people are sick. pic.twitter.com/g0x0CL8nX5

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 16, 2023

It’s true NARA has no enforcement authority. But DOJ does.

Trump: Every time the radical left Democrats indict me, I consider it to be a great badge of honor and courage. I am doing it for you. I am being indicted for you. Better me then you and I believe the you is more than 200 million people.. pic.twitter.com/EfVlFV1HL5

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 16, 2023

Funny, he didn’t say that on Truth Social.

He’s giving himself honor and courage awards, making himself a sacrificial messiah, and insanely exaggerating the number of his cultists. In other words, another day in the life of MAGA. https://t.co/pPNYH0ZofZ

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 16, 2023

And yes, that’s why.

The man’s brain is mashed potatoes. The 47 miles is accurate of course—with some patchwork on existing wall beyond that. The “ GAVE US soldiers” part is some kind of dementia laden fantastical lunacy at a level I do not know how to process. https://t.co/S0JBjTn87j

— Spiro’s Ghost (@AntiToxicPeople) July 16, 2023

From one delusion to another.

Trump: I was told it would take a few years to defeat ISIS. I could not understand it. They are great fighters. pic.twitter.com/GMP7V94Kj1

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 16, 2023

Rambling like a senile uncle at Thanksgiving.

This never happened. https://t.co/R1OEMoeBWN

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 16, 2023

You don’t remember this? There’s a reason for that.

Trump: When I return to office, the travel ban is coming back even bigger and much stronger than before. The US will not be condemned for the same fate as countries like France pic.twitter.com/LZfZ9JtdxX

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 16, 2023

But:

Anna Paulina Luna says she has been speaking with “foreign leaders,” and they all want Trump to win. pic.twitter.com/Q9NC37d2EB

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 15, 2023

So they all hate their own countries, too?

This is, of course, a total lie. There were tons of homeless people living in tents, plenty on his motorcade routes. https://t.co/8KT57zWgDW

— S.V. Dáte (@svdate) July 16, 2023

Aside from the fact that, if he could have ordered the removal of those tents, he obviously had federal authority over D.C. that he says he wants to acquire.

Trump: I will stand up to big pharma by creating a commission to investigate what is causing the decades long increase in childhood diseases, autoimmune disorders, autism, obesity, infertility… pic.twitter.com/3XVVnDw8VG

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 16, 2023

And that’s why RFK, Jr. is going to be his running mate.

The level of delusion on display is really quite stunning.

Donald, I know it hurts to hear the truth.

But you only built 47 miles of new wall, & Mexico didn’t pay for any of it. Not one damn peso.

At this rate, it would take you nearly 110 years to completely finish the wall.

You fail, you lie. Rinse & repeat. pic.twitter.com/EA6sJHXmMm

— Chris Christie (@GovChristie) July 16, 2023

This could almost be fun. Trump said “they checked with Border Patrol”. So did Christie.

Almost fun, ya know?