"We Don't Know Our Ass From A Hole In The Ground"

Been meaning to put this into a post somewhere; just never got around to it (my shipment of round-to-its was late coming in, as usual).

It was a staple of my feckless youth, and 50 years on the satire is still on point.  And still, nothing really changes.  Look away, look away, look away, Dixieland.  And all of America, is "Dixieland."  Pay attention to the lyrics.  Randy knows.