Remembering The Halcyon Days of MAD's "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions"

Coincidences like these tend to occur when the judicial system is dealing with a career criminal who has gone on a crime spree in multiple jurisdictions and remains a threat to the general public. https://t.co/nWaH2r8ySo

— Xeorge Xonway (@gtconway3d) August 30, 2023

Asked and answered. 

Although judges would also accept: "It's not a coincidence. It's a consequence."

Doocy: Is it just easier for people to get help from the white house when the president is not on vacation?

KJP: Your question is wrong, it's flawed in many, many ways and I would advise you to go speak to the governor and the local and state officials in Hawaii. pic.twitter.com/NUNEu3UIz5

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 30, 2023

Memory aids (a bonus feature!):

.@brianschatz: "We in Hawaii have been through hurricanes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions - but we have NEVER seen such a robust federal response. Thank you." pic.twitter.com/sQKrt0m3lE

— Herbie Ziskend (@HerbieZiskend46) August 21, 2023

Front page of Hawai‘i’s largest paper this morning pic.twitter.com/dOfsL2hGGO

— Mike Inacay (@MikeInacay) August 22, 2023

It’s possible that Fox News does not have its finger on the pulse of what’s happening in Hawaii https://t.co/54JmlJ7wlk

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) August 23, 2023

And back to Florida:

Criswell: The President contacted Governor DeSantis to let him know the federal family continues to be there to support him, the Governor expressed all of his needs are met currently.. pic.twitter.com/6LofHQev0c

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 30, 2023

"Your question is flawed in so many ways..."

Biden: Early Monday morning, long before the storm made landfall, I spoke with Governor DeSantis, and approved an early request for emergency declaration to enable him to have the full support ahead of time to protect the people's lives of the state of Florida. pic.twitter.com/l2AIwtdV8f

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 30, 2023

(Here's one more!)