Impotence R Us

I’m Haha, she wasn't wrong because Trump will be exonerated which means the verdict isn't real which means he won't ever be sentenced and OMG these people are either suffering from psychological issues or are on so many drugs they can't think straight. https://t.co/ILaG5s86LC

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) May 31, 2024

The public display of impotence is almost impressive.

Just a myriad of “throw crap at the wall” legal advice coming from Trump’s legal support lackeys https://t.co/akbjfe9CZo

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) June 1, 2024

https://t.co/4RjeQhfYbU pic.twitter.com/gDYAwKSqtu

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) June 1, 2024

Second only to the public displays of ignorance. And this presents a rare combination. It also clinches it: Todd Blanche is one of the stupidest lawyers I’ve ever seen. This is not playing at stupid. It’s just flat stupid. Even for a Trump lawyer.

Miller: Every secretary of state, are you purging your voting rules as noncitizens right now? Is every Republican state AG opening investigations into voter fraud right now? Is every committee controlled by Republicans using its subpoena power… pic.twitter.com/i0nSdSwND4

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 1, 2024

Ready. Fire. Aim. You know there are legal problems with investigating crimes without reasonable suspicion? It’s a actually illegal.

Can somebody get Mike Lee a diaper and binky? pic.twitter.com/GbDwr6ay3r

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 31, 2024

The displays of impotence are astounding.

Rick Scott on how Republicans will retaliate over Trump’s conviction: We’re going to do everything we can to block judicial/any appointments. We’re not going to fund any more programs unless it’s tied to public safety. No money for lawfare against GOP including Trump pic.twitter.com/g1n2WnxxGk

— Acyn (@Acyn) June 1, 2024

Because the GOP is innocent as a matter of law. That’s in the constitution; or it will be, if they can get it to Alito.

Conservative lawyer @gtconway3d: “The Republican party is in the thrall of a convicted felon and a adjudicated rapist…I’ve been a lifelong Republican, but there is no weaponization of the Justice Department by Joe Biden…Biden’s own DOJ is prosecuting a Democratic senator…” pic.twitter.com/P52tFYZ6Rq

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) May 31, 2024

See?

Habba: We're lawyers and for the nonlawyers out there, this was a farce from the beginning. The indictment itself didn't make sense. pic.twitter.com/nCloBWttHb

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 31, 2024

You can make that the first point in the application for appeal to the Appellate Division.

Patrick: I'm not a judge or a lawyer, but I presided over the impeachment trial. I learned a lot. I studied how to be a judge, how to give jury instructions. This jury, 34 charges, and they come back like that. It's clear to me they didn't consider any of the evidence.. pic.twitter.com/sFGms9KAZO

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 31, 2024

I’ve learned the true sign of ignorance is absolute confidence in your complete lack of knowledge or understanding. And the shameless public display of same.

Mike Johnson on the Trump verdict: I do believe the Supreme Court should step in...I think that the Justices on the Court - I know many of them personally - I think they are deeply concerned about that, as we are. So I think they'll set this straight... pic.twitter.com/gp3qWR0BJX

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) May 31, 2024

See?

Michael Cohen has a few choice words for two specific legal commentators on CNN and MSNBC pic.twitter.com/EcQO6BUjSU

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 31, 2024

And then there are people who should know what’s going on, but make their living proving they don’t.

Eli Honig is acting like a Jon Turley in the making as the "liberal" who seems to always agree w Trump. I'm not able to judge the legal points he makes in that piece everyone's passing around. But he grabs on to the "Bragg ran on getting Trump" canard and actually uses Byron…

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) May 31, 2024

Exhibit A:

That’s one big reason people won’t watch CNN anymore. He’s almost single-handedly tanking their ratings. pic.twitter.com/DZyvBIYadT

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 31, 2024

This calls for some palate cleansers:

34 Lowlights from Convicted Felon Donald Trump’s "Press Conference" pic.twitter.com/STHrmoT4Dj

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) June 1, 2024

Was Donald Trump's felony conviction legitimate? We asked five emotionally inadequate politicians who want to be his vice president.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) June 1, 2024

It's no longer parody when it actually happens. Like this:

“I fought the Law, and the Law Won!”

Perfection from @FallonTonight

🔊Up - Pass It On✌🏻💙🇺🇸pic.twitter.com/IAGYMU65xO

— Southern Sister Resister - Wordsmith #IAmTheStorm (@ResisterSis20) May 31, 2024