The Puppet Master Takes The Stage

Miller: If a 5-year-old or 6-year-old goes to school or 7-year-old goes to school and the teacher tries to turn the boy into a girl or girl into a boy, that's child abuse. pic.twitter.com/4UWZRtEssf

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 1, 2025

As well as physically impossible.

Miller: Egg prices I think are down 80% pic.twitter.com/jrrs4eNYUr

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 1, 2025

I know they’re giving away 2 dozen free at Costco just for showing your membership card.

Miller: This president has literally saved America and I could not be prouder pic.twitter.com/YD8D5Dmjzz

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 1, 2025

Saved America from the brown people, he means. Miller has given up on saving America from the black people. At least until he can overturn the first section of the 14th Amendment.

Stephen Miller: "If you had a choice between a doll from China that might have lead paint from it that is not as well constructed, as a doll made in America that has a highly environmental and regulatory standard ... and those two products are both on Amazon, that yes, you… pic.twitter.com/HfisWdbJ0b

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 1, 2025

Stephen Miller: "If you had a choice between a doll from China that might have lead paint from it that is not as well constructed, as a doll made in America that has a highly environmental and regulatory standard ... and those two products are both on Amazon, that yes, you probably would be willing to pay more."

Suck it, rubes, says the childless man. 

And I thought Trump was deregulating safety and environmental standards? Is Miller saying we’re importing goods in violation of those high standards?

Let's check in with U.S. toy companies:

“We have a frozen supply chain that is putting Christmas at risk,” said Greg Ahearn, chief executive of the Toy Association, a U.S. industry group representing 850 toy manufacturers. “If we don’t start production soon, there’s a high… https://t.co/IX9OJqsxOQ

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) May 1, 2025

Let's check in with U.S. toy companies:

“We have a frozen supply chain that is putting Christmas at risk,” said Greg Ahearn, chief executive of the Toy Association, a U.S. industry group representing 850 toy manufacturers. “If we don’t start production soon, there’s a high probability of a toy shortage this holiday season.”

TAKE YOUR MEDICINE, AMERICA!

REPORTERS: The US Chamber of Commerce says tariff relief is necessary in order to save small businesses and stave off a recession. Is the administration considering small business tariff relief?

MILLER: The relief for small businesses is gonna come in the form of the largest tax… pic.twitter.com/G6fv5C9haj

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 1, 2025

There are certainly going to be some of the largest economic cuts in history.

Stephen Miller: "Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots. Children will be taught civic values for schools that want federal taxpayer funding. So as we close the Dept of Education and provide funding to states, we're going to make sure… pic.twitter.com/0GQqTpWrYq

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 1, 2025

Stephen Miller: "Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots. Children will be taught civic values for schools that want federal taxpayer funding. So as we close the Dept of Education and provide funding to states, we're going to make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology."

Red Scare II: Electric Boogaloo. (Wait'll he finds out Trump can’t close the DOE or determine how funds are distributed contrary to Congressional intent.)

Miller is careful not to mimic Trump’s voice here, because that would give the game away.

“Stephen Miller took nine questions after a 12 minute explanation of great the president is.”

How great the president is?

Temu Goebbels is a total embarrassment.

They’re not even trying to hide the propaganda. pic.twitter.com/7zTdpcHCu0

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) May 1, 2025

Egotist.