Friday, May 02, 2025

You Can’t Make This 💩 Up, Dept.


Um, guys?
Other pro-military Republicans like Sen. Roger Wicker (R-Miss.) said the White House’s request “a cut in real terms” for the U.S. military with an “intent to shred to the bone our military capabilities and our support to service members.”
He turned this valve that’s as big as a house, and it made the rains come! The caption refers to a Guardian story (no link so, sure. I guess.) stating Trump signed an order to “tackle inflation and lower energy prices.” So not only the elements but the global markets bend to his awesome will! Sshh! You’ll hurt his delicate fee-fees.
Perfection, of a kind, was what he was after,
And the poetry he invented was easy to understand;
He knew human folly like the back of his hand,
And was greatly interested in armies and fleets;
When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter,
And when he cried the little children died in the streets.
Sorry, didn’t mean to let Auden slip in there. And then the tariffs took their first bite.

Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance

Every cloud has a silver lining.
BREAKING: The USDA has dropped their lawsuit against Maine over its transgender student athletic policies.

“I told him I’d see him in court. Well we did see him in court, and we won,” Gov. Janet Mills said.

https://www.pressherald.com/2025/05/02/maine-settles-case-over-frozen-usda-school-funds/
See?  🌞 

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