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"Why do we need to rededicate ourselves?" Graham said. "When God sent the flood and destroyed the earth, it was because man's heart had become so evil and violent. In the news, we see unimaginable violence: rapes, murders, [and] unimaginable violence. Video games are full of violence. We have an insatiable appetite for violence."

Ummmm...

Trump moments before he speaks as a prayer event in DC: “For Iran, the Clock is Ticking, and they better get moving, FAST, or there won’t be anything left of them. TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! President DJT” pic.twitter.com/uLYVW08x32

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 17, 2026

Holy shit. This is a prerecorded message with lots of obvious edits and this is the best he can do? He looks like a cadaver, sounds like he's on a ventilator, and can't even properly read the sections that come from a book he's never read. https://t.co/GQzMYskMZ9

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 17, 2026

May all of our marriages be just like those of our president. https://t.co/zOGu3hmPLD

— Diane N Sevenay (parody) (@DianeSevenay) May 17, 2026

Mike Johnson Prayer: We've seen sinister ideologies sow confusion. We witnessed attacks on our history and heroes and spiritual identity. These voices insist to the young and impressionable that our story, the American story is one of oppression and hypocrisy and failure. That… pic.twitter.com/UEoElCFazJ

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 17, 2026

And the African Americans, the Native Americans, the Asians, the natives of Mexico, central and South America, the Irish, the Italians, the Jews, the Germans, all say: “The hell you say!” As well as all Xians who aren’t blinkered Trumpist evangelicals.

Johnson: Our heavenly father, we thank you so much for this great day that you given us here. We remember that your mighty hand has been upon our nation since the very beginning. Since Christopher Columbus set sail in the new world… pic.twitter.com/eRPsVerCgq

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 17, 2026

"And set about enslaving the natives as soon as he got here. White man’s burden. Praise Jesus! And pass the whip….

It’s telling that Graham is never this concerned about poverty, health care access, or anything that would actually make people’s lives better.

Just bigotry all the way down. That’s what Jesus taught him. https://t.co/RWrPzI50iU

— Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) May 17, 2026

I’ve started reading into liberation theology, and I have thoughts on how important it is to this day; thoughts I’ll get around to (if you know, you know what that means). I’ll just leave you with this, because this is the best thing from this idiotic display:

Right-wing radio host Eric Metaxas told thousands gathered on the National Mall on Sunday that the Almighty spent two centuries waiting to deliver one Donald Trump so the president could finally build his $400 million ballroom.

"Yes, it's hard to believe that it would take two centuries for the Lord to raise up a great man to bring that ballroom finally to stand where it needs to stand," Metaxas said at the taxpayer-backed "Rededicate 250" prayer event. "It's extraordinary. We only had to wait 200 years."

The Senate Parliamentarian stripped the $1 billion plan from the reconciliation package. The odds of it passing Congress now are zip and none. God wants us to wait another 200 years. Or Satan does. I don’t think Metaxas can tell the difference.