Monday, September 25, 2023

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According to Andrew Weissman, that picture depicts Trump “receiving” a firearm in violation of 18 U.S.C. 922(n):
(n) It shall be unlawful for any person who is under indictment for a crime punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding one year to ship or transport in interstate or foreign commerce any firearm or ammunition or receive any firearm or ammunition which has been shipped or transported in interstate or foreign commerce.

That depends, of course, on what the word “receiving” means. All I can do is refer to my one federal criminal case (yes, I know how pathetic this sounds. In my defense, I’m not reliving a long-past glory.), which involved this very statute (though not this very section). My case involved “possession” of a firearm by a convicted felon.

I put “possession” in quotes because it’s a legal term of art in this discussion. It’s the term used by the statute, and the courts have decided it means “custody and control,” not “possessory interest.” To explain: you may take my gun (let’s say), and now have “custody and control” of it. But if I can prove my possessory interest, I can recover the gun, at law, from you. My claim, in law, is superior to, and different from, your possession/possessory claim.

But this statute doesn’t require possessory interest. It just requires “receiving.” Trump taking it from the gun dealer, as he clearly did, is enough. At least according to former federal prosecutor Weissman, and I defer to his superior knowledge.

"But that's not the law. It's not that you can't buy a gun," said Weissmann. "The law is that you cannot — 922(n), to be a nerd. It's that you cannot receive a gun, that has traveled in interstate commerce. That means it's traveled across state lines, and a Glock has traveled across state lines because they're either made overseas or they're made in Georgia, but they're not made in South Carolina."

Now, does that mean Trump’s going to face a new criminal charge in South Carolina federal court? No; not at all likely. But, it is likely Jack Smith is already amending his motion pending before Judge Chutkan:

"So, the issue here is not that he would be charged with that separate offense, it's that while this motion is pending, what Judge [Tanya] Chutkan will have in front of her is not just the [Gen. Mark] Milley statements, but also someone who has flagrantly boasted about doing something. So, to me, he is really daring the court to do something. It's like a child, except it's much more serious because it's somebody who's out on bail on 91 felony counts."
Is Trump “daring” the court? IMHLO, no; I don’t think those facts are so clearly in evidence. But I also don’t think “motive” (that favorite term of murder mysteries which really isn’t a legal term) is relevant here. Trump can’t claim he didn’t know about 18 U.S.C. 922n; because he probably didn’t. It didn’t matter to my poor client that he didn’t understand the legal definition of “possession” (he kept saying, correctly, that the gun wasn’t his. We couldn’t get him to understand that didn’t matter.). He went to jail (again), anyway (and yes, to this day I think that was a miscarriage of justice). It simply doesn’t matter what Trump knows.

Weissman is right, regardless, because Trump is ignoring legal advice he’s presumably getting to shut up and stay away from gun shows (among other things). He’s doing what he wants to do and can’t conceive that there will be consequences. He is behaving just like a child, and it may well be Chutkan has to constrain him because he won’t constrain himself.

She has to justify whatever she does to the D.C.circuit, who will undoubtedly be asked to review it. But Trump is giving her ample grounds to set his trial date much earlier AND restrain his behavior on an escalating basis: fines and more hearings on his violations, leading to stronger measures.

This is not going to end well for Trump. FAFO is a terrible way to deal with a federal judge.

Adding: this isn’t really relevant to any court action, but it underscores what a sleaze Trump is:
This particular gun shop has a bit of a history. Interesting that the Trump campaign would choose this particular one to visit. 
The Palmetto State Armory supplied the mass shooter in Jacksonville with the AR-15 that was used in the recent racist mass shooting. The weapon even infamously had swastikas etched into it.

I Go Out For Few Hours…

 …and everybody goes crazy!😜 

amazing - during a Fox News interview w/ Brian Kilmeade, former president of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko denounces Victor Shokin, who plays as a leading role in Kilmeade's conspiracy theories, as a "completely crazy person" & says "there's something wrong with him" as Kilmeade melts
Something like this:
KILMEADE: Shokin didn't get fired because of Joe Biden? 
POROSHENKO: He was fired because of his own statement 
KILMEADE: Alright. Mr President, thanks so much.
I’m pretty sure Hunter got to Poroshenko and bought him off with China money.

Then Trump gave a speech:
Trump: When I come here, everyone thought Bush was going to win… They thought Bush because he was supposedly a military person. He got us into the Middle East
Okay, so...

A) No idea where “here” is.

B) Shrub? Poppy? Jeb!? Trump ran against one of them. The other two got us into the Middle East, and back into the Middle East. Which we’ve been “in” since before the establishment of Israel. 

C) Only Poppy could be vaguely described as a “military person,” Because he was a pilot in WWII. Shrub famously avoided service. So, again: who the hell?

D) “Mom!! Grandpa needs his meds again!”

And then (or before? Does the timeline matter?), Trump went to a gun shop in SC.  Where he was presented with a gun that had his face carved into the handle. And Trump said, twice: “I want to buy this gun.”

His campaign dutifully reported that he had done so.  Until a few minutes later, when Xitter reported that would be a violation of federal law, as Trump is under (multiple) felony indictment(s). At which point the video of Trump slobbering over the gun, offered as proof of his 2nd amendment bona fides, was deleted, and the purchase of the gun staunchly denied.

Except MTG, noted legal scholar and Trump fanboi #1!👆, said she was there and he DID buy it!

18 U.S.C. § 922(d)(1) makes it a federal crime to sell a firearm to a person who is under felony indictment. 
And 18 U.S.C. § 922(n) makes it a federal crime for a person under indictment to ship or transport a firearm.
We’re waiting to see what Jack Smith thinks.

Trump in South Carolina claims that Biden is "trying to bludgeon the boating and maritime industry ... with a speed limit of less than 11 miles an hour." He then says the real whale killers are "windmills." 
"They're driving the whales a little batty," Trump adds.
Whales 🐳 are jumping into windmills? Speed limits in boats? The Coast Guard is getting radar guns?

When do we stop talking about Biden’s age, and start talking about Trump’s lost marbles? 

Obama’s Tan Suit

 Trump, so often it’s not “new”:

Trump said the Chair of Joint Chiefs he appointed committed “treason” & should be executed, his Chief of Staff was “a disgrace,” his Press Sec was “a highly unstable nut job,” his AG was “mentally retarded” & “lazy,” his NSA was “stupid,” and his SecDef was “weak & ineffective.”
Washington pundits last week:
As little as I have loved Republicans the past few years, coinciding with the rise of our own little autocrat, at least Donald Trump knows how to dress,” @kathleenparker writes.
Trump this morning:
Pennsylvania is at it again!" Trump posted on his Truth Social website. "The Radical Left Governor, Josh Shapiro, has just announced a switch to Automatic Voter Registration, a disaster for the Election of Republicans, including your favorite President, ME!" 
"This is a totally Unconstitutional Act, and must be met harshly by Republican Leadership in Washington and Pennsylvania," Trump added. "Likewise, the RNC, and Ronna McDaniel, must spend their time working on this, instead of meaningless Debates where I am up by more than 50 points. Pennsylvania, Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, Wisconsin, and others, are far more important than 'Aida,' Sloppy Chris, Lyin’ Mike Pence, Nikki 'Birdbrain' Haley, Ron ('Dead Campaign') DeSanctimonious, and the others. Start suing now, & get the right lawyers this time! The Pennsylvania Republican Party must likewise not let this happen. It will be a disaster for our Nation, which is being destroyed by these Lunatics, Marxists, & Fascists, whose only real ability is to CHEAT on Elections. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
It was called "Motor Voter” when it started almost 40 years ago. And yeah, Trump’s only point is that this means more people could vote, and Republicans can’t have that.

But Senators are not wearing dark suits and dull ties in the chamber. Because while they engage in wholly undignified acts (Cruz reading “Green Eggs and Ham” comes to mind), they must be well dressed while doing it. You know, to maintain the dignity of the institution.

And when Donald Trump threatens to stomp his little feet all over the Constitution if he can be POTUS again? Well, at least he won’t do it while wearing a hoodie.

I think the GOP loves to go after matters of dress because they know the D.C. punditry is all about appearances. They all so want to be recognizable faces on TeeVee, and you can’t do that without make-up and a hair stylist. And clothes everybody notices by not noticing.

So NEVER a tan suit.

Sunday, September 24, 2023

Be Careful What You Wish For

 Well, he’s clear about what he cares about:

The Republicans lost big on Debt Ceiling, got NOTHING, and now are worried that they will be BLAMED for the Budget Shutdown. Wrong!!! Whoever is President will be blamed, in this case, Crooked (as Hell!) Joe Biden!" Trump said on Truth Social. "Our Country is being systematically destroyed by the Radical Left Marxists, Fascists and Thugs - THE DEMOCRATS. UNLESS YOU GET EVERYTHING, SHUT IT DOWN! Close the Border, stop the Weaponization of 'Justice,' and End Election Interference - WE MUST HAVE HONEST ELECTIONS."
He’s going to be very annoyed to find out there are government functions that are already funded and not subject to the funding bills Congress can’t agree on right now. Although Congress is functioning the way he wants it to:
To the best of my recollection all past shutdowns were based on the house not agreeing with the senate or both houses in conflict with the executive. I don’t remember one that came about because the house couldn’t agree with itself. Basically a shutdown because the House can’t come up with its own position to negotiate with the senate and the White House.

Not the way he says he wants it to; but the ways he’s asking for it to. You know, like those proverbial deals with the Devil? Or wishes on the monkey’s paw?

Yeah, Trump is getting exactly what he wished for. Sucks to be him.

And apparently this is what Trump means by getting “something” instead of “nothing.”

House GOP is demanding - or else they’ll shut down the government - that the following be cut 27%: 
-Social Security Administration 
-Nutrition assistance for poor newborns 
-Money to ensure our drinking water is safe 
-Most federal education money 
-Federal cancer and stroke research
I’m a little confused about the infant care issue. Is that because Dems are aborting babies after birth, so fewer newborns need nutrition assistance? 

And obviously SS Administration needs to be 27% less efficient, for the good of the country on Medicare and SS. I understand the over 65’s went for Trump in 2020. They’ll be good with this, right?

Cutting federal education money is gonna hairlip Texas GOP Senators who say schools get federal money, they don’t need more state money (or the money the state takes away from them now).

Safe drinking water? Doesn’t everyone just drink bottled water now?

🕳️

 Is this before, or after, he impeaches Biden?

"I say up front, openly, and proudly, that when I WIN the Presidency of the United States, they and others of the LameStream Media will be thoroughly scrutinized for their knowingly dishonest and corrupt coverage of people, things, and events," he said, arguably challenging the very notion of an American free press. "Why should NBC, or any other of the corrupt & dishonest media companies, be entitled to use the very valuable Airwaves of the USA, FREE? They are a true threat to Democracy and are, in fact, THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! The Fake News Media should pay a big price for what they have done to our once great Country!"
I’m sure Thomas and Alito will be kewl with running roughshod over this much of the First Amendment. (Gotta keep the religion language so the right-wing cranks can sue to protect “their” Xianity.)

And he does know broadcasters pay license fees, right? That are set (ultimately) by Congress.  No, of course he doesn’t know that.  The man is a black hole of information.

Well, now we’re talking about him again. And he’s establishing the topic. No bad publicity, and all that….

⛈️

 I had read that this was a disaster in the making, political malpractice of historical proportions, campaign malpractice: Trump was going to meet with UAW workers while Biden stayed in the White House. But today comes this:

While Joe Biden arrives in Michigan this week as the first US president to join a picket line of striking union workers in over 100 years, Trump will appear at a non-union auto parts plant to complain about electric vehicles.
Which, you know, actually makes sense.

Suddenly I consider news reports about the future to be as reliable as the 10 day weather forecast.

Cancun Ted

 Yeah, this is what we didn’t understand as we froze in February while Ted left the most expensive neighborhood in Texas to go to Mexico for the beach:

While speaking at The Texas Tribune Festival in Austin, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) was asked about his family excursion to Cancún while millions of his constituents were suffering without power due to the effects of a devastating winter storm. 
Cruz said he doesn't know how to string power lines and that he doesn't have the ability to control the weather. 
Cruz continued by adding he was at home with his family, and they were without power, so he made a decision to take his kids to the beach. Cruz ended his response by saying, 'I get that if you've been told Cruz is the devil, then screaming Cancún is a wonderful partisan thing to do. But if, at the end of the day, your greatest criticism of me is that I took my kids to the beach, I can live with that.'
Is this where I point out there is a Texas beach less than hour from Ted’s Houston home? Or that Ted turned around and came back to Texas the minute the photos of him in the airport came out?

People froze to death. Ted went to the beach. If you’re okay with that, Ted, you’re sub-human. But then, we knew that.

(And power lines weren’t down, Ted. Generators failed, across the state. What have you done since then to champion policy changes so that technical failure doesn’t happen again? Too busy making podcasts and excusing yourself for being simulacrum of a human being? Can’t begin to do anything for the benefit of Texas? Nothing occurs to you along those lines? Why am I not surprised?) 

(And all summer we’ve faced the threat of blackouts and rolling brownouts because the system can’t supply demand. And the solution from
ERCOT is to turn the thermostat up on the hottest days; or to pay millions to crypto miners to stop burning massive amounts of electricity fruitlessly. Any concerns about that, Ted? Maybe we should all go to the mountains?  Asshole.)

U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz called school choice a civil rights issue and defended his decision to go to Cancun during the 2021 winter storm in an interview Saturday at The Texas Tribune Festival. 
Cruz’s comments on school choice come just days after Gov. Greg Abbott said a special session on the issue would start next month. 
“It’s the civil rights issue of the 21st century,” Cruz said, causing some laughter from the crowd at Austin’s Paramount Theatre. 
Cruz said he doesn’t hesitate to campaign against fellow Republicans who oppose school choice.
School choice is an issue important enough to arouse the interest of a U.S. Senator. A failing electricity grid? Eh, that’s a problem for state legislators, right, Cancun Rafael?

Dog Bites Man

 Haven’t I heard this somewhere before?

Trump said the Chair of Joint Chiefs he appointed committed “treason” & should be executed, his Chief of Staff was “a disgrace,” his Press Sec was “a highly unstable nut job,” his AG was “mentally retarded” & “lazy,” his NSA was “stupid,” and his SecDef was “weak & ineffective.”
I know I’ve heard this before:
Where are all those people who were telling me in 2021 that if we stopped talking about him he would go away and become irrelevant?
"How can I miss you if you won’t go away?” is becoming the common sentiment about Trump. Familiarity breeds contempt, and Trump is becoming far, far too familiar. 

I mean, when you catalog Trump’s disdain for his former appointees and staff, it’s indefensible and reprehensible; but aside from MAGAts, who doesn’t know this about Trump by now? It’s not like Trump doesn’t proclaim it every time he thinks the country’s attention is moving away from him. Trump is clearly convinced there’s no such thing as bad publicity; but is he right?

Besides:
The GOP is nothing more than a “merry band of chaos carnival clowns…political pyromaniacs…” Rupert Murdoch’s legacy at FoxNews played a major role in creating this mess.
True; but why was it so easy? I don’t remember Chomsky and Marcuse being this effective on the left. Or Pacifica Radio, for that matter. Why is that?

Would that the world was as simple as Xitter insists it is.

D.C.Pundit Problems

 I’m doing my best here:

What We Lose When We Loosen Dress Codes Allowing senators to wear what they please on the Senate floor may seem like liberation, but abandoning the dress code could wind up symbolizing the failure to
Since I can’t embed the  xweets, I have to copy them; sort of. This method has its drawbacks.
“As little as I have loved Republicans the past few years, coinciding with the rise of our own little autocrat, at least Donald Trump knows how to dress,” @kathleenparker writes.
These are from Doug J Balloon, but they are real, not parody.

I remember “dress codes” from high school. We didn’t have much of one by then: everyone was wearing blue jeans and sneakers and shirts: male and female alike. Every male’s head had fairly short hair, though some of us, having relatively recently escaped burr haircuts and crew cuts (ask me about the color, texture, and near impossibility to wash out, of Butch Hair Wax, a/k/a “greasy kid’s stuff in Brylcreem ads. Oh, go ask your grandpa! Punk kids!), thought we had “long hair “ because it touched our ears. (As age makes my ears more and more resemble Dumbo’s, I reconsider my tonsorial choices.). Eventually, in college, I had “long hair.” Given my hair’s nature, it came closer to helmet hair than the classic hippie look. I plan to burn all those pictures before I die.). 

We had one student who, in high school, could grow a full beard, and also wore his hair down to his shoulders. He wore t-shirts, blue jeans, and sandals. Exclusively. There were rumors about how he got away with it (most centering in a “note from his doctor.) To this day I have no idea how he managed it.

He even got a two page spread in the yearbook as “Mr. Robert E.Lee” (it was the name the school, and obviously the high honor for seniors). The award traditionally went to a couple: “Mr. and Miss (wrong as it is, I want to say “Mrs.” I’m too lazy to correct my memory by finding those yearbooks.). That year the female half was the half of a couple whose boyfriend expected the award alongside his sweetie. He was a confirmed redneck: he wore cowboy boots, cowboy hat, big shiny belt buckle; and had a ring in his back pocket from the ubiquitous Skoal can.

Usually the couple was photographed together. The girl refused to be photographed with Mr. Hippie, and the boyfriend threatened to pound him to s pulp if he saw any pictures of them together. The boyfriend was built like a fire plug and looked like he wrestled bulls to the ground in his spare time.

I still love the sense of humor the student body showed in electing those two to that honor.

But the point is, we had teachers insist clothes made the student and sloppy dress meant sloppy minds. Even then we knew that was bullshit. I wore jeans through high school, college, and graduate school and law school. I wore suits daily (between school stints) for years, giving it up except for Sunday worship and occasions when I was officially a pastor, until I took up teaching again. I’ve been wearing jeans since, and have a suit only for funerals and weddings (when I’m officiating, at the latter). My dress code is button down shirts and jeans and, in summer, Topsiders or boots, depending.

I used to despair at the rise of “casual wear” in adults. Now I consider suits ridiculous, especially ties. WTF?🤬 It’s a ridiculous expense, aside from the suit itself. Is there really an argument for either that doesn’t involve “we’ve always done it this way!” in some variation or another?

And especially in matters of the conduct of the U.S. Senate, does it really matter how they dress on the Senate floor? Or does it matter more what they do there?

Ted Cruz can take the chamber floor dressed in a tuxedo; he’s still a braying ass.

Unless there’s some roving band of rednecks looking to beat up Sen. Fetterman for not wearing a tie in the Senate, I don’t see the problem here. Except now I think the handwringing D.C. pundits are the rednecks in this analogy…

Saturday, September 23, 2023

🐀

I know Trump is (reportedly) still raising cash to fund his legal bills, but those are going to skyrocket soon, and I suspect his fundraising won’t.
Both Project Veritas and the MAGA movement were built around powerful, egocentric leaders who see themselves as above the law. Both were also constructed on the quicksand of conspiracy theories and lies," he wrote for MSNBC before predicting, "Veritas was brought down by a combination of outside demands for accountability, O’Keefe’s egotistical overreach, and internal divisions. And it appears that a similar fate awaits Trump’s MAGA empire." 
After suggesting, "O’Keefe’s willingness to lie and his sense of being above the law were a precursor for Donald Trump when he entered the presidential race," Creamer claimed the similarities go even further. 
"O’Keefe allegedly treated Project Veritas’ funds like his own piggy bank — much the way Trump treated the government’s classified documents, which he famously says are 'mine,'" he wrote.

Trump is treating his fundraising like “his own piggy bank,” and he’s not campaigning (his last rally was less than “sold out”). He’s avoiding debates, a strategy that works for him so long as he walks on water. But he’s running the same old same old, and may have exceeded his sell-by date. There are at least indications Trump’s limitations are becoming obvious. And his own personal white whale, impeaching Biden, is not exactly garnering the unalloyed support of all the crewmembers of the Pequod.

And the general election is still more than a year away: with three, if not four, criminal trials, before November 2024.  I’ll say again: the cost of trial is going to equal or exceed what Trump has spent so far on any one case. The expense of criminal trials is going to eat up funds raised for anything, and the time he must spend in court/not campaigning (at all) is not going to improve his numbers or his fundraising.

In other words, long way to go, and a lot we KNOW is going to happen. It’s what we don’t know that turns inevitable challengers into has-beens who never had a chance. Did anybody see Hillary losing in 2015? Or in ‘16? Right now Trump is almost inevitable because he sucks all the air out of the room.

But the room needs air. And the air in this room is getting stale. Familiarity breeds contempt, and Trump’s schtick is, arguably, becoming too familiar. He’s in the room, but more and more people are leaving it.

Trump is an attention junkie. But what if people get tired of giving him the attention? Boebert is talking like she’s ready to get out of the spotlight she chased so hard. MTG doesn’t want to go back to chasing cameras outside the Capitol, but what other future does she have? Gaetz wants to be Governor of Florida. Ken Paxton wants Cornyn’s job because he’s seen how hard Ted Cruz doesn’t work; and he wants to spend more time as far away from his wife as he can get.

And House Republicans are starting to talk about how dysfunctional the House is, because they want somebody else to blame for the shit they’re being covered in. The rats in the barrel are eating each other.

Pass the popcorn. I’ve been waiting a long time for this.

🎭

 


People talking about what they do:

Boebert: “I’m done wasting time. I have 4 boys at home, I have a grandson at home. I would love to spend more time with them. I have put my life on hold to come here and provide results. I’m not here for the political show, the political theater.”
Funny. She liked it until she went to a real theater. 🎭 

OTOH, what, exactly, does she think she’s accomplished so far? Or is she thinking about quitting before she gets fired?

And Ken Paxton thinks he’s now invisible and bulletproof and sits on the right hand of God the Father Almighty.
In May, I called on liberal Speaker Dade Phelan to resign after he was recorded numerous times presiding over the Texas House in a state of apparent debilitating intoxication. Despite this embarrassing conduct, & his continuing erratic behavior, Phelan has refused to resign. He has also wasted millions of tax dollars on a politically motivated sham impeachment, killed a critical border security bill & empowered an Obama lawyer to stop conservative legislation. As the legislature prepares for an anticipated special session to provide children with more opportunities for quality education, it is critical that Dade Phelan resigns as Speaker or is removed from his leadership position. The people of Texas deserve serious, conservative, & unimpaired leadership
Phelan is elected by district, not statewide. Patrick (and Paxton, tacitly) has been after Phelan for years. 

This is just fundraising twaddle. Paxton wants Cornyn’s job and Phelan’s term runs through 2025. Nobody’s gonna give a shit about Paxton’s impeachment in 2025. Or in 2024, for that matter.

Nobody expects Phelan to go anywhere, or Abbott to get his way on school vouchers. Funny how nobody is worried about school funding. Still.

And I still think that’s going to bite everyone in Austin (for 6 months every two years) on the ass.

60 Cases

What Trump also told Kristen Welker 
 "The election was rigged. There’s no question about that. There’s so much proof on it. Even if you go to the more modern-day proof with the — they call it Twitter Files, FBI and Twitter, or you take a look at the Amazon stuff or the Google stuff, or you take a look at '2,000 Mules,' you take a look at all of the ballot stuffing that’s on tape, you take a look at the fact that the legislatures didn’t approve a lot of the things that were done in the elections, and they had to approve. And we could go on forever. We could go on forever. But, but no. I want somebody that’s going to be strong, respected, tough, and fair."

 60 cases, and he couldn’t prove any of this in court. Rudy Giuliani lost a defamation suit on “ballot stuffing,” and nobody has found any evidence of it, or any of the crap in “2000 Mules.” Cyber Ninjas spent weeks in Arizona, and just found more votes for Biden.

But I repeat myself. Bring it into court and prove it, or go away. Put up, or shut up. The world ain’t on Xittter and doesn’t solve its problems by who has the most insane conspiracy theory. Or the most clueless response. (Xitter still sucks!)

Of course, this is a guy whose standard of evidence is:

"It hasn’t been debunked. It’s on camera."

So I’m arguing with a fool. Still, I look forward to Trump having his day(s) in court. He’s gonna be so disappointed that what he says on the intertoobs doesn’t even get spoken in the courtroom.

🍿 

Arsonist Complains About The Forest Fire He Set

Newt Gingrich Speaks:
"We have some Members who not only can't play chess or checkers, they can't even play Tic-Tac-Toe." 
Gingrich then said that these Members are "playing games" and "aren't just hurting the Republican Party, they're hurting the country." He then called out Matt Gaetz specifically, calling him "frankly deranged ... he hates Kevin."
And also too:
Gingrich: The members who are playing games aren’t just hurting the Republican Party, they’re hurting the country because they’re taking the focus off of Biden.
Somebody ask Newt about the time he shut down the government because he didn’t get a good seat on AF One. And how that worked out for his Speakership.

John Boehner and Paul Ryan are smart to stay retired. People in glass houses, and all that.

FAFO 🐊

 Kyle Cheney, noting Trump’s “Truth” tirade against Gen. Milley:

One question I have about Trump’s overnight attack on Milley: Is he on the government’s witness list for Trump’s DC trial? He was a key Jan. 6 committee witness who said Trump privately admitted losing the election.
George Conway comments that Trump is “just so mind-bogglingly stupid,” because in so many ways Trump opens doors for people to testify against him, and then gives them good reason to.

There’s an argument that republishing all the crap Trump spews is helping Trump. This is the counter-argument. Kristen Welker was lambasted over her “LOOK AT ME!  LOOK AT ME!" publicity stunt of an interview, but it’s now also acknowledged Trump threw away his “reliance on counsel” defense in that interview. Day by day he eliminates any reasonable doubt in his criminal cases.

Cheney wonders if Milley is on the witness list because there is a standing order against Trump tampering with or intimidating witnesses. Again I’ll note that Trump has never been in a criminal trial in his life, and he has no idea how to cope with it. He’s also of the lifelong opinion that any publicity is good publicity, and he constantly seeks attention.

That driving principle has turned toxic, and it’s soon going to prove punitive. 

He’ll find out.

Friday, September 22, 2023

Do They Listen To Themselves?

 We start with BoebertJuice (as she shall be hereafter known):

McGovern: If this were a more serious effort this would have been done in July. 
Boebert: It should have been done in July, you're correct.
The competition with Matt Gaetz is stiff:
Gaetz: We’re going to have make some choices about our leadership. We’re going to have to deal with their failures
But no further calls, please, we have a winner:
Neguse asks Clay Higgins if he thinks COVID is dangerous. Higgins says “I would put a virus along the lines of the flu far down my list of priorities that I would consider dangerous.” Neguse introduces an article titled “Clay Higgins: Covid almost killed me”

Failure To Launch 🚀

 Remember when we were being invaded? Good times, good times:

Neguse: My question why has it taken 100 days for the homeland security subcommittee and the full appropriations committee to bring this bill to the rules committee if the situation on the southern border is as urgent as you and I both believe it is?

Could it be because, if they solved the problem (or just said they did. Some people still think Trump actually built a wall that actually works. And why is it no longer keeping all the scary brown people out? That’s Biden’s fault.), they’d have to find something new to scream about and terrorize people with?

Whatever happened to the talk of invasion, anyway? You still hear about it once in a while, but it doesn’t have the same verve, the same manic energy it used to have. It’s like all the fizz has gone out of the bottle…

Neguse: Americans might wonder how did we get here and what legislative strategy has the House Republican Caucus devised to avoid a government shutdown. Apparently, that strategy is waste an entire summer debating bills on protecting gas stoves….

Go on!…. 

Neguse: The question that I am trying to reconcile is why the Republican majority decided to spend the summer on bills on gas stoves and the prairie chicken and then send everyone home for a 47-day recess, only to come back seven days before the government is slated to shut down.
I have it on good authority that it’s Biden’s fault. Failure to lead, or something…

Anyway, unimpeachable (!) authority that it’s not the House GOP’s fault!
Boebert: Unfortunately we've wasted many months and we're at this deadline of government funding running out and us on the brink of a shutdown… My colleagues and I are fighting to fund the government.
They just run the House. You can’t hold them responsible for its failures to govern.

The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still A Looney Tune

 Jenna Ellis hasn’t fallen that far from the tree:

"If it comes down to Trump v. Biden… Why wouldn’t principled conservatives vote for @RobertKennedyJr who may run Independent?" Ellis asked her audience. "At this point, he’s said willing to negotiate with Republicans as much as Trump is willing to with Democrats on pro-life and the LGBTQ agenda." 
She added that Kennedy "also tells the truth about Covid mandates and the vax. He’s honest."

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 Ya just hate to see it, don’t ya?

From questioning the outcome of the 2020 election, to her presence at the January 6 'stop the steal' rally, to her praise of Donald Trump for being the only candidate with the 'courage' to discuss the epidemic of covert child-sex-trafficking in the United States," a frustrated Rothman writes, "Autenreith lent credence to every paranoid shibboleth that signifies membership in the MAGA tribe. She paid for her fealty to Donald Trump's movement with her candidacy, and her constituents will be the ones who suffer for it." 
Rothman adds that the same night in a New Hampshire election, MAGA Republican candidate James Guzofski "went down to defeat handily" in a district that conservative GOP Gov. Chris Sununu won by 22 percent in 2022. 
"Guzofski argued that the COVID-19 vaccines with which at least 270 million Americans were inoculated are a deadly menace — an odious feature of the 'Plandemic,'" Rothman observes. "He condemned Mike Pence, who 'betrayed the president and the Constitution' by failing to halt the electoral-certification process on January 6, 2021. He circulated an absurd petition calling for a 2020 election revote." 
This type of "kookery," Rothman warns, is causing Republicans to lose races they could be winning. "Registered Republicans appear committed to testing the general electorate's tolerance for their preferred nonsense," the conservative writer laments. 
"General-election voters appear to be as eager as ever to demonstrate the folly of their judgment. Until this dynamic changes, Republicans will continue to lose races up and down the ballot."
Yup. Damned shame. 😈

Thursday, September 21, 2023

Hide-n-Seek Champions

Well, maybe:
Gaetz says his biggest concern right now with their divided caucus is that House Dems have 213 signatures on a clean CR, and if they get just 5 moderate Republicans to join them it will pass “like shit through a goose.”
Where do these 5 come from?
The House GOP, which is “tearing itself apart”, is divided into three factions. There’s the Freedom Caucus; abt 160 reps who do what the Freedom Caucus tells them to do; and about 20 moderates who bitch and moan before doing what the Freedom Caucus tells them to do.
I think they’re like Sasquatch: I hear reports of them, but no evidence. True hide-n-seek champions.

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As you may know, David Brooks found himself in Newark Airport with enough time to buy a hamburger 🍔 and several glasses of brown liquor. 🥃 That’s according to the restaurant in the airport.

Brooks’ xweet was heard ‘round the world, but the best responses belong to Doug J Balloon.

The First Amendment issues:

There is no constitutional prohibition against drunk-tweeting about airport bar prices, so I don’t see why liberals are attacking David Brooks. 
-Jonathan Turley
The (obvious, really) sheet pan connection:
Wish you had time to travel? These sheet-pan burgers and fries will make you feel like you're at the Newark Airport.
The inevitable Maureen Dowd article:
Whiskey River, Take My Mind 
Red-headed stranger David Brooks is on the road again at the Newark Airport, but the price of scotch has his blue eyes crying in the rain. Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be pundits. 
by Maureen Dowd
And personal favorite and best of class:
Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to a deli at the Newark airport. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named 'Padrino' and 'Pomodoro'. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and we got drunk on scotch.
🤣🤣🤣🫠