How Old I Am

Passing on the halftime. Sorry, America.#SBLVI

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) February 14, 2022

I think that’s the first halftime show I partied to. Slamming

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 14, 2022

Great halftime show…or GREATEST halftime show?

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) February 14, 2022

ok that was really good

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) February 14, 2022

I have never connected to a musician more than I did watching how carefully Dre sat down on that piano bench

— TireSlashingHat (@Popehat) February 14, 2022

[Full disclosure: I don’t know if this tweet refers to the half-time show or an ad.]

I walked past a TeeVee with the game on and sound off. Took me a minute to realize it was the halftime show. I knew I wasn’t missing anything.

Checked back in. Like the set. Nobody told me Mary J was on the bill.#SuperBowl

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) February 14, 2022

Still not sorry.

To be fair a lot of people are uncomfortable with grandparents being sexual pic.twitter.com/iVQvohek6y

— TireSlashingHat (@Popehat) February 14, 2022

I’m pretty sure everyone in that halftime show was younger than me. But I just didn’t think it looked interesting. I didn’t think it was the end of Western civilization. And the few ads I did see didn’t make me wish I was watching the game for the ads, either.

@Popehat, I think we’ve found the problem with the halftime show. pic.twitter.com/K7N7btxaPW

— Women For Popehat (@Women4Popehat) February 14, 2022

Western civilization is screwing itself without any help.