Opinion | Jesus has risen from the dead. Should he be the next president of Harvard University?
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 31, 2024
The Roman Empire had a much lower crime rate than today's American cities do. Is it time to bring back public crucifixions?
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 31, 2024
Times have been tough in this Judean town ever since the woke mob shut down the Second Temple. So when Jesus promised everyone a kingdom in heaven, they finally had something to cheer about. But then the Romans crucified him.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 31, 2024
In this Judean town, it was a tradition: some unleavened bread, a little posca, then over to Calvary to watch the Romans crucify a political dissident. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 31, 2024
🐣The woke DEI Pharisees canceled Jesus for being a white man
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 31, 2024
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