Butterscotch Is The New Black

WTF are we doing here with these nonstop performative videos from Trump’s cabinet every day? https://t.co/2OXUXp6dNQ

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) February 19, 2026

That’s it? And you’re bragging about it by posting this? One lift in 20 seconds?  I do 35 minutes of exercise with weights every morning. In 20 seconds I’ve usually done 20 reps. And you couldn’t even put the weights back in the rack.

Kegsbreth is a 🤡.

Speaking of disasters:

They're driving prices higher via tariffs in the name of bringing back domestic manufacturing and yet the trade deficit widens while domestic manufacturing is still bleeding jobs. Can't even make up this stuff any longer. Just an absolutely disastrous policy.

— Goat B. Frobe (@thedudefrugal) February 19, 2026

Funny, these days Trump says he had no knowledge of Epstein's crimes... but he sure seemed to know a lot about (his friends) Prince Andrew and Epstein 11 years ago. pic.twitter.com/ylWFpMLtnA

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) February 19, 2026

And if we take Trump at his word now, does that make him any more fit for office?

Chin up, old chap, the DOW's at 50K! pic.twitter.com/uRUXhzRYVl

— Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions (@mynamesnotgordy) February 19, 2026

Oh, well, maybe they can put Kegsbreth on the campaign trail with RFK.

I just want to start with something that happened actually last night, because last night, Trump's top political advisers met for a private meeting," said Psaki. "This included his former campaign manager, his pollster, his chief of staff. They all huddled together at the private members-only Capitol Hill Club in D.C. to discuss what they think should be Trump's midterm strategy. And according to the Wall Street Journal's Josh Dawsey, a big part of that crack team's plan is to encourage Trump's Cabinet secretaries to visit competitive districts."

"I for one, I think that's a freaking phenomenal idea," said Psaki. "I fully endorse it, given that these are the kind of people that they are talking about here."

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If Vance is "too busy," Psaki continued, Trump should try some of his other bizarre Cabinet members — like Secretary of Health and Human Services RFK Jr.

"Here he is. This is a real video, I kid you not," said Psaki, playing another clip. "In an official HHS video he just put out with right-wing musician Kid Rock, too, I guess. And this is really a reach here, and I'm not here to get in the heads of their strategy, I guess, to encourage the country to work out and eat healthy, I guess. And they thought — RFK Jr. specifically thought it would be a good idea to film himself and Kid Rock doing some sort of strenuous exercises inside a sauna shirtless, because we all need to see that, getting into a cold plunge with jeans on, as one does, jumping into a pool with jeans on, I don't even know."

"And here's my favorite: drinking whole milk in a hot tub because — and cheering, cheering the whole milk," said Psaki. "Nothing says 'I'm just a normal and relatable guy' like drinking whole milk while relaxing in a hot tub with Kid Rock, right?"