Sunday, February 22, 2026

In The Finest Traditions Of The Agency

If you’re the head of the FBI you can get a government jet to fly you to the Winter Olympics where you can party in the locker room with the gold medal USA hockey team because, well, you earned it.

Right? I mean, you’ve been director of the FBI for a year. You deserve something for that, right?

Ask not what you can do for your country, but ask what your country can do for you, right? Like pay for the trip of a lifetime you could never get if you weren’t the Director of the FBI. Who replaced the guy the new President forced out so he could put you in charge.

How’s that working out for the country which pays your salary?

Then again, what can be expected? (This almost makes up for that:)

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