In Britain today, they arrested a former prince.
— Niall Stanage (@NiallStanage) February 19, 2026
In the U.S. today, they hung a Trump banner on the Department of Justice. https://t.co/bL1gNceZL0
I’ll vote for the candidate who promises to sponsor a bonfire to burn all those things in 2029. A real spectacle, with video of the banners being pulled down and heaped on the fire. Something that Riefenstahl would envy.In Britain today, they arrested a former prince.
— Niall Stanage (@NiallStanage) February 19, 2026
In the U.S. today, they hung a Trump banner on the Department of Justice. https://t.co/bL1gNceZL0
Our translators are working hard on this next one. We’re confident the MSM will find a way to make it sound coherent.Trump on tariffs: "We're being very modest about it. Right Howard? We could go a lot further if I want to." pic.twitter.com/XG8FzRi2jj
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2026
Or, more likely, just ignore it altogether. There’s only so much mortals can do.*Trump: "TARIFFS! Can you believe it? And I gotta be before a court. This is like men playing in women's sports. Transgender for everybody. I have a new one to add -- voter ID." pic.twitter.com/9YhF9Qp7CU
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2026
Saying the quiet part out loud? Or incapable of putting two coherent thoughts together? Lines are open. This is a free call.πTrump: "Mail in ballots are crooked as hell. Republicans have to win this one. We'll never lose a race for 50 years." pic.twitter.com/5c3X98vW7g
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2026
He talks like a man a big, tall tree just fell out of. Crazier’n a shithouse rat.πTrump: "Without tariffs, everybody would be bankrupt. Everybody. The whole country would be bankrupt." pic.twitter.com/zfQeGTqwsr
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2026
Or just an old man suffering from dementia.Trump was literally sleeping at his "Bored of Peace" thing and got woken up by applause a few hours ago pic.twitter.com/pJSYBcfRmC https://t.co/v2h6jp10eq
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) February 19, 2026
It’s been over 5 years now. When does that actually start happening?Trump: You're going to be so tired of winning, you're going to be exhausted. You're going to get tired of winning. Somebody is going to say: Please, we’re winning too much. We’re not used to it. Please, we don’t want to win anymore. pic.twitter.com/RBWIEix0z4
— Acyn (@Acyn) February 19, 2026
And if you don’t think so, you’re rigged!Trump: I've won. I've won affordability pic.twitter.com/7olb1rQD6T
— Acyn (@Acyn) February 19, 2026
Who’s going to explain to the innumerate idiot that it doesn’t work that way? C’mon! Points for trying! Anybody? Anybody?Trump: The stock market added $9 trillion in value. I added $9 trillion in value to your savings. pic.twitter.com/z4JAIuVbCT
— Acyn (@Acyn) February 19, 2026
Greeting Paraguay's President Santiago PeΓ±a, Trump rambled, “It’s always nice to be young and handsome. It doesn’t mean we have to like you. I don’t like young, handsome men. Women—I like. Men, I don’t have any interest.”A grateful nation is once again pulled back from the brink of seeing reality clearly.(If by “speaking” you mean Trump is making word noises.)
In a moment flagged by Mediaite, a CNN host, likely Sara Sidner or Kate Bolduan, was caught on a hot mic blurting out, "What?!"
Co-host John Berman scrambled to save the segment, stammering about "Right, President Trump is speaking to his, uh, Board of Peace….”
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