Finally! An Analogy I Understand!

So basically going forward, having a blue check means you sold out to the man.

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) November 2, 2022

I have no idea what’s going on with Twitter anymore.

Why not just clean it up? Instead of charging us all for it, Mr. Benevolence.

Keep it free. That’s real power to the people. Instead of making it just another way for you to capture revenue. Like…asking us all to donate to you to send Starlinks to Ukraine. https://t.co/PHwlTL879j

— Paul Rieckhoff🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@PaulRieckhoff) November 1, 2022

So let me get this straight:

We, the tweeters( also known as Twitter’s content creators) are going to pay you… so you can pay us? 🧐 pic.twitter.com/gqKLLFVwfk

— Nina Jankowicz 🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@wiczipedia) November 1, 2022

Twitter will be a Ponzi scheme?

Dear @StephenKing, can you get him down to $2.99/month? https://t.co/7J1npRqoQo

— Scott Shapiro (@scottjshapiro) November 1, 2022

To my verified friends, let's tell @elonmusk what we'll be doing with $8/month instead of giving it to him to promote this increasingly hate-filled platform.

I'll be donating mine to @Habitat_org

Verified friends -- where will your $8 go?

Pls RT#No8ForHate

— Bill Prady ⚛️ (@billprady) November 1, 2022

You can just leave...

People are like "ugh I'm leaving Twitter" but I just saw a viral thread where someone argued it's classist to know how to boil an egg. You can't put a price on this, you'll have to drag me out

— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) November 1, 2022

We'll always have oeufs bouillis.