— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) July 10, 2023I was wrong:
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) July 10, 2023
Francis Suarez is bragging about placing sixth in an Independence Day 5K in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Vivek Ramaswamy, a former nationally ranked junior tennis player, is flexing his weekly pickup victories over former collegiate athletes at a Life Time Fitness outside Des Moines. And Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the muscle-bound, 69-year-old longshot Democratic presidential hopeful, went viral for doing pull-ups shirtless at a Gold’s Gym.
Even Asa Hutchinson, the 72-year-old former Arkansas governor, is boasting about still playing full-court basketball.The only difference between men and boys is still the size of their toys. And apparently the entire male GOP POTUS wannabes slate are stuck in schoolyard adolescence.
Along with the right wing tech bros. Elon’s mommy told him he couldn’t fight the cage match with Zuckerberg, so he’s hoping she’ll tell him he can’t do this, either.
Little boys playing with their toys.
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