This Will Only Work…

You should not have fired all those people, you nincompoops. Related: Have you MET ⁦@finkd⁩? Also the decline is cuz you suck under your new owner: Twitter is threatening to sue Meta over Threads | Semafor https://t.co/SOC9RPxiX9

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) July 6, 2023

...if Threads sucks as badly as Twitter.

Besides, they didn’t threaten BlueSky. Of course, Elmo didn’t challenge Jack to a cage match…

We're on Threads! Give us a follow - you can never have too many places to fight for democracy (maybe it's less toxic and fascist-filled than this hellscape). https://t.co/HQRcEA7Zcb

— Resolute Square (@ResoluteSquare) July 6, 2023

Well, it’s not like Facebook is a demi-paradise.