Shot ⬆️. Chaser ⬇️My Inches Above Replacement Penis metric gives legendary golfer Arnold Palmer a score of 2.75. And I tell you the best place to get a Pittsburgh style sandwich near Latrobe, PA. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) October 20, 2024
Both a lot better than this:In this Ohio diner, a large Arnold Palmer still means 8 ounces of ice tea 8 ounces of lemonade. But they do know this: When Arnie took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said 'oh my god. That's unbelievable.’
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) October 20, 2024
On the left, Politico Playbook’s original reporting that Trump has canceled events and interviews because he’s “exhausted.” On right, Politico reporting that Trump’s 10-minute golfer d*ck story should help “squash *claims from Harris* that he’s ‘exhausted on the campaign trail.’” pic.twitter.com/vK2qzTpmVX
— Jesse Lee (@JesseCharlesLee) October 20, 2024
Never underestimate the need for the horse race narrative. 🐎This may be his schlong song. The lights are going out.
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 20, 2024
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