In A Former Life, Kristi Noem Was A Beauty Pageant Winner

Kristi Noem dismisses concerns about the legal rights of Gitmo detainees: "That's just bull. And I just wish they would grow up and really recognize what we're doing here. Of course we're giving due process to migrants... get your priorities straight... I watched a planeload of of people unload at Gimo that were pedophiles." pic.twitter.com/OkvqjQm91F

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 9, 2025

If only she didn’t fit that stereotype so well.

BASH: I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about the government having access to personal data

NOEM: Well, we can't trust the government anymore

BASH: You are the government pic.twitter.com/xRh4Q3VINk

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 9, 2025

Her dead dog trusted her, too. (Also, what does a bunch of non-government employees with access to private information have to do with people not trusting government? Except to affirm we shouldn’t trust the people allowing that to happen?)