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That’s because former Fox host Jeanine Pirro was unable to get the grand jury to indict her, which is conveniently left out here. pic.twitter.com/Z37t6p7QTh

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 2, 2025

Let’s go to the tape:

A Washington, D.C., grand jury declined to indict an Indiana woman for allegedly threatening to kill President Donald Trump.

In August, U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro claimed that Nathalie Jones, 50, threatened the president's life on Instagram and Facebook and in interviews with the Secret Service.

"I am willing to sacrificially kill this POTUS by disemboweling him and cutting out his trachea with Liz Cheney," Jones wrote on Facebook, according to prosecutors. She later told the Secret Service that Trump was a "Nazi" and that she would "carry out her mission of killing" him with a "bladed object."

Federal public defender A.J. Kramer noted in a motion filed on Monday that Judge James E. Boasberg had released Jones to home detention after a grand jury "found no probable cause" to indict her.

By my count, that’s the fifth time a grand jury has told Pirro to pound sand.

I guess she’ll just have to get Trump to suspend grand juries in D.C. I’m sure the Sinister Six wouldn’t have a problem with that use of executive power.

Points for the metaphorical reference to Liz Cheney as a sharp object. She’s certainly sharper than Trump.