A New Theological Controversy

The main message from this Republican convention appears to be that God has a penis https://t.co/Tdu6WX1sRo

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) September 9, 2026

Blanche: To evil men and women—President Trump will hold you accountable… If you choose violence, you will be held accountable. President Trump and VP Vance backs the blue. pic.twitter.com/IwfRh7JVdz

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 9, 2026

Unless you attack the capitol.

Dr Oz: "The president calls it the fat shot. It's contributing to a historic American weight loss. So many of you look like gazelle tonight probably for that reason." pic.twitter.com/ahHmj0517w

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 10, 2026

Who’s the lion?🦁 

BURGUM: From an energy standpoint, let's just talk about natural gas. $3 was what it was in the US. It's now 20% below that

NEWSMAX: But we have $100 a barrel oil right now. That's not a good thing to have gas that expensive

BURGUM: President Trump basically saved the world pic.twitter.com/GzahpWvwsw

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 10, 2026

From lower gas prices?

😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Q0M5fIFlg5

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) September 10, 2026

Yeah, it got weird enough for me.

Mike Collins to no reaction whatsoever at Trumpapalooza: "Jon Ossoff is right there with Hasan Piker" pic.twitter.com/lmYF2PNOcz

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 9, 2026

Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick claims Talarico "pretends" to be a pastor pic.twitter.com/ItwQfFOHfM

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 9, 2026

I’ve been accused of that. When I had a pulpit.

NEWSNATION: Why should we believe that now all of the sudden prices will come down after the election?

KELLY LOEFFLER: We've done it before and he'll do it again. The Biden administration ...

NEWSNATION: Why do you guys keep talking about the Biden administration? pic.twitter.com/XHpLMzL0z4

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 9, 2026

When you’ve lost NewsNation.

LOEFFLER: 58,000 manufacturing jobs! The president is looking out for the long-term of the American people

NEWSNATION: Manufacturing jobs are flat over the last year pic.twitter.com/GMS2dFgBmU

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 9, 2026

Grindr outage reports are surging in Dallas on Day 1 of the Republican midterm convention pic.twitter.com/3zkcwgqomZ

— FactPost (@factpostnews) September 9, 2026

Thousands of seats remain unfilled at the Republican midterm convention.

Trump is set to deliver a keynote address shortly.pic.twitter.com/NFpnDvUgwv

— FactPost (@factpostnews) September 10, 2026

imagine being a fitness guy for the last ten years, tracking macros and strength training so you live longer, only for AI to end all of humanity in 2030

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) September 9, 2026

Pretty sure if that happens, we’ll be the ones who did it.