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My mom likes to say to me and my sister "How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child."

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 2, 2024

I’ve said that to The Golden Child more than once.

Of course, I’ve also told her she’s my second favorite daughter. And gave her a coffee mug with that logo on it.

She’s an only child.

We have a very understanding relationship.