Pre-SOTU

Big night shaping up for MAGA Mike. He’s trying to hide how excited he is about it. pic.twitter.com/GE9OsYDR9D

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 8, 2024

Does she think she’s attending the Oscars and the after-party?

This is MAGA. https://t.co/2y7oU9fgon

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 8, 2024

I mean, it’s not like there’s a dress code.

Boebert sitting next to Gaetz.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 8, 2024

Expecting to keep her quiet? Or get a handjob?

Scaramucci: Mike Johnson is a ridiculous guy. It’s like if Joel Osteen had a baby with Jim Jordan, it would be Mike Johnson. The thing about him, he’s just trying to figure out how many Scaramuccis he’s going to last pic.twitter.com/iQ5DZEVxBU

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 8, 2024

Johnson did postpone the SOTU until after Super Tuesday, which was practically an in-kind donation to Biden’s campaign.

I give it 15 minutes before the first person yells something. https://t.co/FcqYGDs3mH

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) March 8, 2024

The GOP is determined to help Biden every way they can. Even David Brooks remembers how Biden handled the children last year, and expects Biden to win again this year. (PBS commentary just now).

No Clarence Thomas.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 8, 2024

Does he think he’s in the line of succession?

Trump eliminates Marjorie Taylor Greene and Kari Lake from V.P. consideration: report https://t.co/jR8Qf6kmu1

— Raw Story (@RawStory) March 8, 2024

So is MTG going to keep her coat buttoned and sit quietly?

The speech is expected to start at 10 (EST) now. As soon as Biden quits shaking hands.