“I’ll Gladly Pay You Tuesday…”

Why is the federal government harassing American cities? https://t.co/jGNk8OI65n

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) October 9, 2025

Because they’re hellholes war zones burning to the ground and overrun by commies terrorists antifa people danving in cartoon animal costumes?

Reporter: What is your view on a two-state solution?

President Trump: I don't have a view. I'm going to go with what they agree to. pic.twitter.com/v52hgBFehN

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 9, 2025

Winning the Nobel Peace Prize, one press conference at a time. And back on Planet Earth:

RFK Jr now making a connection between circumcision and autism. https://t.co/6oPgNCj8fu

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 9, 2025

As JMM said: “Sorry, Jews.”

Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill: “Trust us. We’re from the government.”
 

🟡 NEW: Senate Majority Leader John Thune tells Semafor that GOP leaders are considering whether to offer Democrats a future vote on extending health care subsidies as a bid to end the deadlock on the government shutdown.https://t.co/CIY0UiENps

— Semafor (@semafor) October 9, 2025

A/k/a the “Wimpy” offer.

Vaccines the size of a mason jar. Portand being a bombed out war zone. How can this not be seen as him becoming further and further detached from reality?

— William Hastings (@WillyPete300) October 9, 2025

None dare call him George III?

Trump on Portland: Those are people who want to overthrow the government. They are really degenerates pic.twitter.com/CWu9um9W11

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 9, 2025

Clearly.

2000: WAR ZONE PORTLAND pic.twitter.com/aAXBdpV3oh

— PDX Frontline Alerts (@pdxfrontline) October 8, 2025

Here’s a video of your agents shooting a projectile at a priest. https://t.co/w2fUV3JLPN pic.twitter.com/DFvk5JbPgm

— Governor Newsom Press Office (@GovPressOffice) October 9, 2025

WE FOUND THE PORTLAND WAR ZONE PETE !! pic.twitter.com/5XWN8XYwaK

— Governor Newsom Press Office (@GovPressOffice) October 8, 2025

Trump has his nonsense, I have mine. Except mine is real. Courts care about distinctions like that.

Trump: We are the ones saving health care. One of the things we're doing is we are going to be reducing the cost of medicines by 100%, 200, 300, 500%, even more. pic.twitter.com/u7astt7lIg

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 9, 2025

Next year. Or the year after that. Or two weeks past never. We’ll see. But you’ll have to buy them from a company connected to my son. Did I mention that?  Well, that’s the way it’s gonna work, anyway.