For First-Time Users…Who Just Fell Off The Turnip Truck

Better read the fine print! pic.twitter.com/DuvugTEm0q

— Athena Rising (@AthenaRising) February 6, 2026

"New

self-pay patients 

pay $199

for the first two monthly fills of Ozempic … 0.25mg or 5.0 mg.

Only available for 2 monthly fills 

between 

11/17/2025 

to

3/31/2026.

For each fill after, 

pay

$349/month for Ozempic 0.25mg, 0.5mg, or 1.0mg

and

$499/month for Ozempic 2mg.

For

eligible 

patients

only.”

The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away. And this is a standard offer for new drugs these days. Not unlike the dealer who gives you the first hits cheap, and then mulcts you when he has his claws set in.

Please note this offer is only for new users who are self-pay. And it’s only good until the end of March, 2026. Trump announcing it today means he’s already knocked over 3 months off the offer. Not that it was a five month offer to begin with. But it’s an offer Novo was making before Trump came along to claim he negotiated it. A discount of 87% that only lasts 2 months? Is this his “art of the deal”?

Is Trump really this clueless?

Of course he is.

Trump: They all failed. They failed and they failed badly. Some of them—most of them didn’t even try. They never really even had a shot at it. I’m actually getting it done and it is done actually. pic.twitter.com/vUB0xs0733

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 6, 2026

He really, really is.

Oz: We project that America will lose around 100 million pounds this year. pic.twitter.com/0Krwf4Ua3y

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 6, 2026

Their wallets will lose that much weight.

Oz: We’re going to have a lot of Trump babies with these costs. pic.twitter.com/dQ0fdWKERt

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 6, 2026

Does he know where babies come from?