In The Annals Of Peace ✌️

Trump: The Board of Peace is almost going to be looking over the United Nations—making sure it runs properly. pic.twitter.com/sDgXdAJahA

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 19, 2026

I understood governments paid to be on this “board.” Where did the money go?

Members were asked to pledge $1B each for a permanent spot on Trump’s Board of Peace 😕 https://t.co/zR04opIdHP

— Bad Fox Graphics (@BadFoxGraphics) February 19, 2026

Payable to…?

Trump: These are the greatest world leaders, almost everybody that has accepted and ones that haven't will be, some are playing a little cute, you can't play cute with me. pic.twitter.com/BfVq88haNF

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 19, 2026

Sure, Grandpa.

Trump on UN: They turned off my teleprompter. First, we had an escalator that stopped. It's lucky my movie star first lady was in front of me—I put my hand on the certain part of her body and was able to stop my fall. She was in the proper location for me. pic.twitter.com/93arQpMl8g

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 19, 2026

Mentioning the UN was a trigger.

Trump's fake droops while his eyes are closed at today's "Board of Peace" meeting

(Chip Somodevilla/Getty) pic.twitter.com/CMKSsa56iz

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2026

Speaking of falling on stairs….

more than two hours into this "Board of Peace" meeting, we are now enduring random world leader open mic time and Trump's eyes are closed pic.twitter.com/wX2MJg1z65

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2026

Trump continues to struggle to stay awake as this interminable "Board of Peace" meeting drags on. We're two and a half hours into this! pic.twitter.com/tTeqEdv5l0

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2026

pic.twitter.com/HWIh5xMEJY

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 19, 2026

Checking his eyelids for holes.

Bored of Peace pic.twitter.com/rtCrhMUAcW

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) February 19, 2026

Trump: "This building was built for peace. Nobody knew what to name it, and then Marco named it after me. I had nothing to do with it. I swear. They said, 'There's a surprise coming.' I thought they were gonna give me a lot of money or something. Maybe cash. Can always use some… pic.twitter.com/UR8YbJmRia

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2026

He’s always awake to talk about the grift.

Jared Kushner at the "Board of Peace" -- "People are not personally profiting from this" pic.twitter.com/aivlK7XX4f

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2026

“We have shell companies for that” https://t.co/xviIfzCzMt

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) February 19, 2026

Jared Kushner moments after claiming that nobody is personally profiting from the Board of Peace: "We've secured over $7 billion" pic.twitter.com/EipYRcnFv5

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2026

"We"?

Trump: "I thought when I saw this note -- 'I'm excited to announce that Norway' -- I thought they were going to say they're giving me the Nobel Prize. Oh. This is less exciting. But I don't care. I don't care about Nobel Prize." pic.twitter.com/0pU1NplxgX

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2026

Sure. 🙄

Trump: I want to thank Gianni and FIFA. They gave me their first peace prize. They saw that I got screwed by Norway and they said let’s give him a peace prize. pic.twitter.com/SZ6TSv4MXO

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 19, 2026

He expects this “Peace Board ” to secure him the prize. 

Trump: Every last remaining hostage living and dead has been returned back home. They dug dug dug… Hamas did a lot of that work, you got to give them credit for that pic.twitter.com/qKYhtSwRDw

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 19, 2026

See? Even Hamas is not that bad. Sure, they killed all those people! But they dug up the bodies! 

Trump: We will work with the UN and bring it back to health. We can fix up the building physically. I love to see beautiful buildings. I like to see buildings fixed up physically—not look like they are in disrepair. We don’t like that. pic.twitter.com/dFucObAIg0

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 19, 2026

MARBLE ARMRESTS!

Trump says "these are the richest people in the world through their countries," then gavels out the 3 hour (!) Board of Peace meeting. YMCA starts blasting. pic.twitter.com/pV4fku0VQB

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2026

Three hours is enough work, right?

Trump bangs a small golden gavel and the board of peace meeting concludes with YMCA playing pic.twitter.com/fVTmqyQNP8

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 19, 2026

Of course he has a golden gavel.